Highway "hook-ups"
06-23-2008, 06:28 PM
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Hey guys - I never thought this would work, but man, it's killer!
You've probably noticed how you get a lot of "attention" from the ladies whilst driving the Porsche, particularly on those occasions where there's lots of opportunity for the repeated exchange of pleasantries - like during the ebb and flow of freeway driving or in stop-and-go city traffic.
So I got this brainwave of an idea and bought one of those little white marker boards from a stationery store and stash it under my seat. Now when some babe gets sparking with me in a bit of inter-vehicular flirtation, I quickly write my cell phone number on the board and hold it up as an invitation for her to call me.
On average, 8 out of 10 times my cell phone is soon ringing and 2 out of those 8 times I've been able to parlay a freeway cellphone chat into something more substantial (if you know what I mean).
Geez, one day I had to rent a room twice at the same Garden Hilton - once going to the golf course and again on the way back home. Fortunately these duplicate visits involved different women and different rooms - the only problem is going to be explaining not one, but two Hilton credit card charges on the same day to my wife, the chief bookkeeper. One could be lunch, a bit of a stretch - but two?
Quite a number of my highway "hound-dogs" (a reference to their behaviour, not appearance) have been the wives of Porsche owning husbands - they always mention that it's the car that first caught their eye and later comment on how happy they are to see that not all Porsche owners are compensating for other "deficiencies".
Of course, YMMV.
How do you guys handle these situations? Do you think whiteboards are a good idea, or should I use plain paper? Red marker pen or black?
You've probably noticed how you get a lot of "attention" from the ladies whilst driving the Porsche, particularly on those occasions where there's lots of opportunity for the repeated exchange of pleasantries - like during the ebb and flow of freeway driving or in stop-and-go city traffic.
So I got this brainwave of an idea and bought one of those little white marker boards from a stationery store and stash it under my seat. Now when some babe gets sparking with me in a bit of inter-vehicular flirtation, I quickly write my cell phone number on the board and hold it up as an invitation for her to call me.
On average, 8 out of 10 times my cell phone is soon ringing and 2 out of those 8 times I've been able to parlay a freeway cellphone chat into something more substantial (if you know what I mean).
Geez, one day I had to rent a room twice at the same Garden Hilton - once going to the golf course and again on the way back home. Fortunately these duplicate visits involved different women and different rooms - the only problem is going to be explaining not one, but two Hilton credit card charges on the same day to my wife, the chief bookkeeper. One could be lunch, a bit of a stretch - but two?
Quite a number of my highway "hound-dogs" (a reference to their behaviour, not appearance) have been the wives of Porsche owning husbands - they always mention that it's the car that first caught their eye and later comment on how happy they are to see that not all Porsche owners are compensating for other "deficiencies".
Of course, YMMV.
How do you guys handle these situations? Do you think whiteboards are a good idea, or should I use plain paper? Red marker pen or black?
Either this is a serious joke or you're SERIOUSLY retarded.
You obviously want to destroy your marriage in a 'pulic forum'.
Moron.
06-23-2008, 07:53 PM
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06-23-2008, 08:07 PM
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This awesome thread reminded me of this awesome thread:
https://rennlist.com/forums/showthre...e+kalbi&page=2
and
https://rennlist.com/forums/showthre...t=prince+kalbi
HAHAHAHA
https://rennlist.com/forums/showthre...e+kalbi&page=2
and
https://rennlist.com/forums/showthre...t=prince+kalbi
HAHAHAHA
06-24-2008, 03:15 AM
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Exactly, plus - we Porsche owners all know THE best way to get babes is simply to hand out your phone scrawled on the back of an ATM withdrawal slip showing a 7 figure + balance.
06-24-2008, 03:17 AM
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06-24-2008, 01:06 PM
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Well, as they say in the South, that'll learn ya Purry (in regard to your joke not quite hitting the target in several cases). 
Seven figures??? Yeah, RIGHT!!! I doubt very many on this list actually have a seven figure bank account. Six is good enough for most of us. Four will do for a crack *****. Three for a high school kid. ROFL. I know, that was sick. But I'm tired and needed to laugh. 
Seven figures??? Yeah, RIGHT!!! I doubt very many on this list actually have a seven figure bank account. Six is good enough for most of us. Four will do for a crack *****. Three for a high school kid. ROFL. I know, that was sick. But I'm tired and needed to laugh.
06-24-2008, 10:10 PM
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The emissions from those dry-erase markers are bad for the ozone layer.
I prefer using a quill pen with beet juice on a leaf of freshly-picked endive.
Drives the vegan chicks wild, I tell ya.
I prefer using a quill pen with beet juice on a leaf of freshly-picked endive.
Drives the vegan chicks wild, I tell ya.
06-27-2008, 09:15 PM
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I know the OP was a joke, but guys, I actually DO know somebody who met somebody this way. Actually, a female friend of mine, met her boyfriend this way (dated the guy for over a year)..
Seemed really really weird and creepy to me... but whatever. She is a bit ghetto and a gold-digger.
So I guess it really can happen.
The guy was SUPER cheese and basically the only thing he had going was that he always paid for everything for everybody. He wasn't rich, but felt the need to try to prove he was. I was always torn between feeling sorry for the guy, and wanting to pimpslap him. Tough choice there.
Seemed really really weird and creepy to me... but whatever. She is a bit ghetto and a gold-digger.
So I guess it really can happen.
The guy was SUPER cheese and basically the only thing he had going was that he always paid for everything for everybody. He wasn't rich, but felt the need to try to prove he was. I was always torn between feeling sorry for the guy, and wanting to pimpslap him. Tough choice there.
06-27-2008, 09:52 PM
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Who keeps a 7-figure balance in a BANK account? Instead you should just bury it in your backyard in a jar, and bring her to your house and let her watch you dig it up. Then you could show off muscles too.
