Did you make your wife take the Tounge-in-Cheek Awareness Index test? I am interested to see her score.

 

No, I have devised a similar type of test for her, but it involves different parts of the anatomy.

She always passes with flying colors...

 

I was kind of late sampling this thread.
Just read the whole thing.
That's five-minutes of my life I'll never get back.

 

If you're really joking, then I say good one. You got me.

But really, I'm not convinced. There's a lot of detail in that story. If you didn't do it then I'd say you've definitely been fantasizing about it a bit too much.

 

Hey PB, what the hell's this 'whilst' thing? Is that a Canadian word?

To make your jokes more credible I'd suggest you drop the Shakespeare speak.

That's a dead giveaway.

 

Whilst isn't a word used by most Canadians. I suspect that PB used it as a subtle hint that the story was a gag.

 

This reminds me of the time I slept with a married Canadian woman who told me that she wanted to get revenge on her husband (also a Porsche driver) who she suspected was cheating on her.

 

There was this one time . . . at band camp . . .

 

F/S one 8 x 10 whiteboard with red dry erase markers

 

Maybe sell that white board on E-bay for say, $500 . . . I mean, really . . . it has such a history behind it of getting hotties and all. I wonder if it would work for a dude driving a Yugo??? (Just for the record, I am not a dude, and I have NEVER nor will EVER drive a Yugo, rofl).

 

Dave, according to "There's Something About Mary", rest stops are just homosexual retreats. I'm not saying anything, but still.....

 

Is that hair gel?
BTW, what exits are we meeting between this afternoon?

 

Classic.

 

Hey, don't you know it isn't safe to drive while holding up a white board?

 

The white board is sooooo late 90s man. Are you sure don't drive a 993?