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Old 04-28-2017, 05:41 PM
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"engine runs but is very noisy. I was told it most likely is a bad intermediate shaft bearing? "

"The body is solid, however the hood has some damage and the vehicle has scratches and dings all around. "

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Old 04-28-2017, 07:24 PM
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In what world is that body "solid"??
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Old 04-28-2017, 08:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Bash Hat
In what world is that body "solid"??
Depends on your definition of "dings and scratches" I guess
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Old 04-28-2017, 09:47 PM
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I always have to wonder if the cars look this bad, what do the owners look like ?
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Old 04-28-2017, 10:20 PM
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Too funny... they probably refer to these cars as a Porsh as well.
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Old 04-28-2017, 10:55 PM
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The longer you look at that picture the worse it gets!

The prego lady is smoking....
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Old 04-28-2017, 11:58 PM
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I don't know, the matt black one will be hard to beat. The black cabriolet from NY definitely looks like a POS though. It may not even make a good parts car.
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Old 04-29-2017, 12:36 AM
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Hahaha! Having a dart when pregnant, classy
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Old 04-29-2017, 01:01 AM
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Images of this one show up around Halloween super imposed on a pumpkin. I had no idea it was real. It is real and I weep

https://www.ebay.com/itm/162481567836

I love the buy it now price and the salvage title just rounds it all out
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I feel like he got ripped off with his 16k interior and 14k paint job. I know if I paid 16k for an interior it would have to have at least one keg and two hookers
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but...but...it's got new "break" lights...!
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Originally Posted by taylor15
I feel like he got ripped off with his 16k interior and 14k paint job. I know if I paid 16k for an interior it would have to have at least one keg and two hookers
"Long story short, I have almost $68,000 into the vehicle."

PT Barnum was absolutely correct.
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Old 04-30-2017, 02:18 AM
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Every time I hear someone say "long story short" it reminds me of my uncle David. He will tell you a story for 30 minutes, with no path or resolution in sight and all of a sudden "Long story short, xx". Hilarious guy he is.
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Old 04-30-2017, 03:57 AM
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Substitute Orange Porsche in the commercial. You know it had hard life and he had his *** kicked everywhere he came with his "GT3" and "break lights".

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Originally Posted by taylor15
Every time I hear someone say "long story short" it reminds me of my uncle David. He will tell you a story for 30 minutes, with no path or resolution in sight and all of a sudden "Long story short, xx". Hilarious guy he is.
My dad does that. I have about a 98% success rate throwing in a "too late!" right after "short"
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