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Old 05-05-2017, 11:17 AM
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We have a new contender from a new poster that mistakenly thought the GWITF was a helpful place...

Originally Posted by Jeroen Wilbrink
Guys and Galls, I am considering respaying my 996 Custom Classic. Any suggestions?


Somebody apparently asked what a 996 crossed with a SC crossed with a 997 crossed with a GT3RS would look like. Rather than the smack that said questioner should have gotten, the above has been foisted upon the eyes of the world...
Old 05-05-2017, 11:29 AM
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Ahh the 996 Custom Classic. Sure to be a collector car in the not too distant future. He did a decent job updating the headlights. The other stuff.....
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Originally Posted by DTMiller

To be clear, what happened there is I ran out of talent at a bad time in a bad spot. Then I got to experience how quickly it goes pear shaped when that happens.
We've all been there
Old 05-05-2017, 01:53 PM
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Originally Posted by gnat
We have a new contender from a new poster that mistakenly thought the GWITF was a helpful place...



Somebody apparently asked what a 996 crossed with a SC crossed with a 997 crossed with a GT3RS would look like. Rather than the smack that said questioner should have gotten, the above has been foisted upon the eyes of the world...
I normally like my classic cars to be stock in appearance, or close to it. I hate to admit it, but I generally like the front end body kit. The thing I would change are the smoked corner lights. I think smaller clear lights would look better. Those are also my favorite 18" wheels. It looks like it is reversible.
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Originally Posted by gnat
Oh my
Agreed. The only thing that would save that car is a two-position left shift of the decimal point.
Old 10-26-2017, 05:25 PM
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^^Must of a been clearance sale at Hulk's Auto Paint and Body.
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Originally Posted by taylor15
Every time I hear someone say "long story short" it reminds me of my uncle David. He will tell you a story for 30 minutes, with no path or resolution in sight and all of a sudden "Long story short, xx". Hilarious guy he is.
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Aero kitted 🤮
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^ We have a winner!
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Originally Posted by Cuda911
This one went on and off the market too quickly to obtain analytics. Also only crashed once:


That's at Summit Point Raceway in West Virginia.

Chances are he lifted off throttle going down "The Chute" (Turn 4 to 5). All your instincts tell you to let off the throttle down that section. You need to stay on the gas.

Lift the throttle and the backend of the car comes right out! Then you hit the tire wall and the car flips.
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Originally Posted by Alpina68
Aero kitted 🤮

There are times I worry I'm going a bit crazy, but you've grounded me. Thank you.
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Dear God. That must be the Joseph Merrick Designs widebody kit.

Originally Posted by Alpina68
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Even though the post below is unquestionably the best of the entire thread, it presents a bit of an ethical dilemma whether or not it is appropriate to "like" that post .

Originally Posted by Alpina68

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Originally Posted by Bash Hat
^ We have a winner!
Thank you .....lol

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