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Old 02-28-2017, 12:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Cuda911 View Post
Alrighty, this past week has given us several premier examples to get this thread started.

1. A 6K POS with "Custom" paint (i.e. a faded, water-spotted, filthy coating of grime), "custom" headlight covers (i.e. cheapo Chinese Ebay plastic thingies) over lenses so faded that they emit the same amount of light as a black hole, and RED-painted calipers (i.e. fake upgrade), and the ever-popular "triptronic." Custom exhaust to make it sound like a motorcycle. Dents and weird wing no extra charge. Floor and seat trash also included. Never been driven or parked on a paved surface.











rear spoiler has similarities to techart
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Old 02-28-2017, 01:53 PM
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^ that car is all sorts of nasty, is that mold in the back seat, or coffee grounds?

The "GT3" is wtf
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Old 02-28-2017, 04:04 PM
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rear spoiler has similarities to techart
It looks them same as the lower half of mine. Mine is a Strosek, but I have a riser on top of it. This pic is from the Strosek site, this is the wing I have.

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Old 02-28-2017, 05:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Cuda911 View Post
2. For those that can afford nearly 50% more, step up to this beauty for $8,500. Don't expect the convertible top to convert, fugget about opening the windows or driving in the rain. Again, dents at no extra charge. Fortunately, prior to offering for sale they removed the badgers that were apparent having some sort of mating fight in it. Guaranteed to smell like dirty gym socks that have been burried in a coffee can for six months. Custom Armor All coating on the 18-year-old tires.








Classic example of what an "ice-head" will do to a car...sad!
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Old 02-28-2017, 05:38 PM
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I dont know Cuda, you set the bar pretty dam high with some of these....
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Old 02-28-2017, 05:59 PM
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The beauty is that the silver one up there sold, in that condition, for well more than the asking price of the black? ("black"?) one's asking price.
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Old 02-28-2017, 11:51 PM
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Meteor. One in a million shot I tell ya.

That passenger side A pillar had a 3000 pound car traveling at about 65 mph land on top of it. I think it did ok. The passenger and I meet up for lunch about 5-6 times a year. He's doing great.
wow... just wow. you guys sell lottery numbers?
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Originally Posted by HandsomeRob View Post
wow... just wow. you guys sell lottery numbers?
LOL, I already won my lottery when I walked away from that without a scratch.

To be clear, what happened there is I ran out of talent at a bad time in a bad spot. Then I got to experience how quickly it goes pear shaped when that happens.
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Originally Posted by DTMiller View Post
LOL, I already won my lottery when I walked away from that without a scratch.

To be clear, what happened there is I ran out of talent at a bad time in a bad spot. Then I got to experience how quickly it goes pear shaped when that happens.
Well...this explains a lot to me. As a newcomer I had no idea why you were depicted in Kalish's member video as you were! Now I know "the rest of the story".

Wowza!

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LOL, I already won my lottery when I walked away from that without a scratch.

To be clear, what happened there is I ran out of talent at a bad time in a bad spot. Then I got to experience how quickly it goes pear shaped when that happens.
It can happen to the best of us.. I used to do a bit more road cycling than I do now, but given enough mileage even the best of riders will get caught by the wrong set of circumstances. Glad your lesson was only expensive.
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Anyone looking for a car that is sponsored by monster? So extreme you can race door to door with no cage? Bonus lambo doors. Ad is here
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That car makes me feel bad for Taco wings everywhere and I'm considering ripping ours of to remove risk of being associated to that!

I love the "All natural options" sticker. That is priceless on that car...
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Classic example of what an "ice-head" will do to a car...sad!
Love the custom pro vented seats, the highly customized steering wheel with radically off-set inserts....that kind of craftsmanship is practically a lost art. I'm at a loss as to why the seller did not highlight the engine bay and showcase what are likely to many marvelous performance enhancements....
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Can't forget this gem




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