Car Show - Local
09-21-2016, 09:36 PM
#61
Rennlist Member
Since you 996 guys are like brothers (well, step-brothers), I'll share my best "Yo Mama." This one should be held back - wait until the other guy is tapped out and digging out the really crappy ones like "so fat she irons her pants in the driveway" and then unleash this beast:
Yo mama is so ugly, you can shove her face into dough to make gorilla cookies©.*
*If the crowd is mature, you can go with some of the more off-color jokes ("Yo mama so nasty, all you got to do to knock her up is jizz on the ground and let the flies do the rest"), but Gorilla Cookies is a solid performer for mixed-age crowds.
Yo mama is so ugly, you can shove her face into dough to make gorilla cookies©.*
*If the crowd is mature, you can go with some of the more off-color jokes ("Yo mama so nasty, all you got to do to knock her up is jizz on the ground and let the flies do the rest"), but Gorilla Cookies is a solid performer for mixed-age crowds.
09-22-2016, 10:18 AM
#63
Burning Brakes
Since you 996 guys are like brothers (well, step-brothers), I'll share my best "Yo Mama." This one should be held back - wait until the other guy is tapped out and digging out the really crappy ones like "so fat she irons her pants in the driveway" and then unleash this beast:
Yo mama is so ugly, you can shove her face into dough to make gorilla cookies©.*
*If the crowd is mature, you can go with some of the more off-color jokes ("Yo mama so nasty, all you got to do to knock her up is jizz on the ground and let the flies do the rest"), but Gorilla Cookies is a solid performer for mixed-age crowds.
Yo mama is so ugly, you can shove her face into dough to make gorilla cookies©.*
*If the crowd is mature, you can go with some of the more off-color jokes ("Yo mama so nasty, all you got to do to knock her up is jizz on the ground and let the flies do the rest"), but Gorilla Cookies is a solid performer for mixed-age crowds.
09-23-2016, 12:26 AM
#65
Advanced
I got to see the Sanford and Son taping several times . When they were not taping Red Foxx would tell jokes ,joke with the audience .Funny and xxx rated comedy.Their were no minors there of course .I think "Knockers Up " was one of his early albums .
