Wickedgood911

My air freshener cost me $8500.

The description on the package (pine) didn't match the scent (fermented bullsh*t), so I returned it back to the store for a full refund.

I wrote an article about it and since then I have been the crux of everyone's jokes....go figure.

RGrove

I drive a cab, so im worried about moisture. Because of that, i just keep a pressure treated 4x4 in the back seat

Cuda911

Instead of WD-40, use Pine-Sol to clean and lubricate all interior components.

JayG

I use eau de Mobile 1.
I save my old oil and every week pour a pint or so in the floor

pmkazz

I keister stash mine just in case... :-)

Sue Esponte

I freshen the air in my car (and wherever I am, for that matter) naturally; sometimes more frequently after eating Mexican food.

-Eric

crashclint

My farts smell like roses so I refresh the interior every time I get in.

wyovino

Mine is attached to my phone.

Btw - Very disappointed in this thread. I thought that by now it would have descended (ascended?) into boobies.

FRUNKenstein

Did someone say "boobies"?

FRUNKenstein

Nice work. What other choice did you have, really?

996pp

I usually put the elastic rubber around my head and position the pine tree right under my nose. Sometimes before i exit the car i will rub it around my neck if im out of cologne.

sanyata

I dangle aromatic cedar closets strips off each of the coat hooks.

Gator996

mharrison

I had to get a trailer to pull mine behind the car...

Chiamac

This is more of a fashion model joke, but "I farted" is their answer to "that smells good, what scent are you wearing?"

So, if you remember, that's the thing to say when someone asks what that nice smell is.