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Old 12-19-2013, 12:15 AM
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I am glad to hear that you risked life, limb, and incarceration for some real, actual Red Meat. Not chicken, tofu, or one of those skim-milk half-caff double latte Mocha Frappucino kinda deals.

Because while I recognize the glory that is ribeye, there is no soy product in the world worthy of taking it on the lam from Five-O. I'm just sayin'...
Old 12-19-2013, 04:07 AM
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cool story bro...
Old 12-19-2013, 11:49 PM
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Sorry for my snarky post...I'm a getting some VERY bad mojo from my dealer I just bought the 996 from-and I'm pissed.

My apologies.

Let's just say that in two (2) follow-up service visits that these jackasses have corked up the car twice. Most recently, the rear camber bolts were left finger-tight so my wife went sideways on the freeway.

Homie is grumpy...hard to see humor.

Sorry about that...
I'm a humor and sarcasm fan normally.

It's all about the beef. If I was meant to eat tofu, I'd have a cartilege smile.
I have the Feds monitoring my weight, blood pressure, eyesight, hearing, color vision....and most recently- my BMI. All I need is the "compass monkeys" to show up from all these wrong airport landings...ugh
There's some good news....
lol

BTW- the steak was awesome...tasted like chubracabra.
lol
Old 12-20-2013, 01:49 AM
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cool dude
Old 12-20-2013, 03:29 AM
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TS, if you need work done on the car hit up McIlvain motors. Call Scott, he will be able to handle your 996.
Old 12-20-2013, 09:55 AM
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^^ yeah thanks
I found his shop but he wasn't there in the middle of the day, so I wasn't sure
about that. I was able to get a buddy who race preps M3's to get it properly aligned.
He said the right rear wheel was over and inch toed out with the bolts on both rears finger tight.
Not inspiring confidence in service after the sale.
Old 12-20-2013, 09:59 AM
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Originally Posted by TSMacNeil
Sorry for my snarky post...I'm a getting some VERY bad mojo from my dealer I just bought the 996 from-and I'm pissed.

My apologies.

Let's just say that in two (2) follow-up service visits that these jackasses have corked up the car twice. Most recently, the rear camber bolts were left finger-tight so my wife went sideways on the freeway.

Homie is grumpy...hard to see humor.

Sorry about that...
I'm a humor and sarcasm fan normally.

It's all about the beef. If I was meant to eat tofu, I'd have a cartilege smile.
I have the Feds monitoring my weight, blood pressure, eyesight, hearing, color vision....and most recently- my BMI. All I need is the "compass monkeys" to show up from all these wrong airport landings...ugh
There's some good news....
lol

BTW- the steak was awesome...tasted like chubracabra.
lol
Sheesh - As a commercial pilot, I can relate. Being constantly under a microscope, cameras, recorders, etc. (by the company and the Feds) has taken the joy out of the job. I used to enthusiastically recommend a career in aviation to those interested in becoming a pilot. Not so much anymore.

Nice escape..!
Old 12-20-2013, 10:08 AM
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Truth^^^
Old 12-20-2013, 10:14 AM
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KK - what the hell is up with your Avatar? Nice homage to Gator! Me likey!
Hoping this avatar time for my wife will cause her to complain less about P-car. She had some pro photos taken. I might rotate them. Together @15 years. She gets better, I feel older. Thanks for compliment. She will be pleased.
Old 12-20-2013, 01:06 PM
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That's your wife...seriously?? A least NOW it makes perfect sense why you never drive your car..if my wife looked like that, I'd never leave the house either...
Old 12-20-2013, 01:40 PM
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That's your wife...seriously??
Yes indeed she is. Shes more than I deserve.
Old 12-20-2013, 03:26 PM
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Originally Posted by KrazyK
Yes indeed she is. Shes more than I deserve.
Are you also saving her for the next guy? J/k. A cheap shot I know. Shame on me.

But damn if you let your wife drive your car, all the dudes will be hitting on her with that combo for sure. I'd be concerned...



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