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Old Feb 24, 2009 | 11:38 PM
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Here Philly, Philly, Philly!!!!

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Come on Phil, you know that you want to come out and play. Want to drive your car this weekend?

Do you think you could handle putting a few miles on your car? Think, you could get a 200 mile start on your annual 500 mile quota! (ahem! Yes, I know he says that it's 500 miles and it's really 200, but I'm trying to encourage him without sending him into a cold sweat!)

You know how much fun you would have trying to keep up with me on the drive.
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Old Feb 24, 2009 | 11:51 PM
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Phil, do it.... DO IT!!!!

It is killing me to know that your car is sitting in a garage doing nothing, and all the while I want to be driving a Porsche more than anything I can think of. Yes, ANYTHING!!!
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Old Feb 25, 2009 | 08:53 AM
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I did see that post. Have plans to drive up to CT for the weekend to see some old friends - taking the TT or wife's BMW of course. Give me another month and I promise I'll at least meet you at Hooters in my "other" car. I'm ALWAYS up for that outing.
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Old Feb 25, 2009 | 08:20 PM
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Every weekend a Porsche stays in the garage, Stuttgart kills a kitten. Please, remember the kittens.
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Old Feb 25, 2009 | 08:59 PM
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I love it! Thanks for trying to encourage Phil.... sadly there's no helping him. I think it's a lost cause.
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Old Feb 25, 2009 | 09:31 PM
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Damn you Phil... those poor kittens!
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Old Feb 26, 2009 | 12:04 AM
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Originally Posted by redridge
Damn you Phil... those poor kittens!
You guys are killing me. My kid's got a cat that I've fallen in love with - now I really feel like crap. However, since it's supposed to snow here on Saturday night into Sunday, another kitten will have to die.
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Old Feb 26, 2009 | 12:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Phil G.
You guys are killing me. My kid's got a cat that I've fallen in love with - now I really feel like crap. However, since it's supposed to snow here on Saturday night into Sunday, another kitten will have to die. Oh well, kittens are soort of like Doritos. Don't worry, we'll make more!
I'm not paying any attention to the forecast until Saturday, then I'll make a decision as to whether the weather is good enough to attend.

Only yesterday they were showing 39F, clear and 10% chance of precipitation. Now they're saying 40% chance of snow... yeah, right. These are the same guys that can't get the forecast right 12 hours in advance.
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Old Feb 26, 2009 | 12:36 AM
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Have you noticed that the more you drive over a dead cat, the flatter it gets?.......Sorry, I'll go back to my room now and think about what I said.
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Old Feb 26, 2009 | 12:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Phil G.
You guys are killing me. My kid's got a cat that I've fallen in love with - now I really feel like crap. However, since it's supposed to snow here on Saturday night into Sunday, another kitten will have to die.
Man Phil, you had me going there for a minute, then BAM..... you slapped the punch line on me!
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Old Feb 26, 2009 | 01:01 AM
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Originally Posted by 4Scargo
Have you noticed that the more you drive over a dead cat, the flatter it gets?.......Sorry, I'll go back to my room now and think about what I said.
That's seriously FUNNY!
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Old Feb 26, 2009 | 01:08 AM
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Originally Posted by 4Scargo
Have you noticed that the more you drive over a dead cat, the flatter it gets?.......Sorry, I'll go back to my room now and think about what I said.
That was COLD....... but funny!
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Old Feb 26, 2009 | 01:35 AM
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I love CAT jokes... always have since I was a teenager....Guess it comes from too much Monty Python ehh??
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Old Feb 26, 2009 | 01:59 AM
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My wife's sister really likes cats, so one year for Christmas we gave her a book titled, 101 Things to do with a Dead Cat (or something like that). It was hilarious!
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Old Feb 26, 2009 | 07:57 AM
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Forgot to mention - as much as I like my kid's cat, the goddam thing doesn't feel the same way about me. After a visit, I look like I've had that crazy chimpanzee from CT over for a visit. To make things worse, I'm very allergic to cats. I can't win.
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