CalvinC4S

Yo best reconiz or B checkn your selv yo.

Quadcammer

please, that 60hp motor he's got there wouldn't move him and another person over a speedbump, much less a hill.

he'll never get them home.

Steve 96C4S

To the original poster, could you post interior pics and more exterior pics? Would love to see them.

Also, don't take this the wrong way but I don't understand if you bought a 1976 911 how you ended up with a car that's obviously not a 1976 911? Doesn't make sense. Something isn't adding up. I hope we or you can sort this out and in the end, you'll be happy with the final result.

aadrew10

No matter how horrible anyone's car is, get some spray paint and you'll be able to find a buyer.

Full Boost

Lambo Doors
Lambo Doors
Lambo Doors
Lambo Doors

aadrew10

I'm going to put some Lambo Doors on my car, except I'm gonna add some Thizzzz and make them open DOWN. I will only be able to get out if I am parked at the edge of a ledge,... to let tha bitches innn!!!!

Wilder

Fo'shizzlemynizzle...

Spartan

I 2nd Simon I've GOT to see these things in action now

larpy

Yo, Yo Beyatches! Keepin it real. This ride is the shnizel boya!! He B rollin this cuzztum 993 whip soon. Low N Lean boyz. Cut him slack, he'll be back wid dis bullet at da clubz. Throw down da green backs and get dis beyatch upgraded to some shizel power boya and you b "playin" all day. ****, nough said. I'm out, latter! Lambo for Life!! Give "n" a shout out to Shanty Town.

(P.S. That is the most thought I have ever put into a single post )

cabrio993

Where is JimBob Jumpback when you need him?

midnite993

OK, OK Playas a fake G and you been Playad but tha lambo orange 912E is real so there iz a tru playa out there somewhere:

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/porsc...no-cattle.html

Some more of Playa...he's been around Pelican for awhile. He seems to have a thing for 912Es.

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/porsc...ion-about.html

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/off-t...seks-rims.html

Steve 96C4S

http://www.writtenhumor.com/ebonics.html

The Ebonics Translater... not that there's anything wrong with that.

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Translates sentences to Ebonics

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Keep in mind, I'm just having fun guys. Here's the original poster's post put in the translater:

Ebonics Translator

Noob with 993TT
OK so its no way a real 993TT but Im making da thang into one an’ its mah first 911. Tha dude that ownd da thang before me upgraded da thang with a 993TT body kit an’ real 993TT interior an’ other parts but left tha motor stock. Tha paint job iz tight its Lambo orange all over an’ its got Lambo doors. da thang runs smooth an’ tha AC iz cold but its very slow fo’ a 911 an’ needs an upgrade but da thang will do fo’ now.

How much moo la does a 993TT motor run so meh can start savin up fo’ da thang.

race911

Ebonics? Just run it past me, I'm bilingual living here. (You guys DO know there was a call to teach it in the Oakland Public Schools? Before the state took over the school system.)

BlueRiver86

Trollin'

TheBen

http://jalopnik.com/5475545/yo-check...-sweet-new-993