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Old 06-10-2007, 01:56 AM
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Default Advantages of a double jointed girlfriend. . .

. . . especially one with very long thin arms . . .

She actually reached in with her left arm (see picture). Yes that's her left arm (she wants me to tell you that she doesn't look deformed in person (the picture looks sort of strange the way her arm can compound bend like that)). She was able to bleed the clutch slave cylinder though the gap between the suspension and body, no removing the transmission pan or anything!

I just jacked up the car, supported it with jack stands, the jack, and a pile of wood under the heat exchanger as triple redundancy to assure her and myself of her safety. After the car was in the air it was only 15 min to hook up the Motive, and have her do it. . .

I think I'll wait a few months before I ask for spark plug help. . .

Oh, by the way, brake fluid removes fingernail polish
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What did you say her occupation was? Porsche technician?
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no, her occupation is just "cool girlfriend", it was actually her idea to take a shot at it, I was ready to tear the pan off . . .
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Gotta love a woman who is ready get involved in a project like this and help get it done. You're a lucky man.
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Wow, sounds like you have a great "assistant" there! I don't see a bleeding hose..?

What I found is a lift greatly simplies this task. Last 993 I bled the clutch slave and it took myself sitting on a stool under the car reaching up to the bleed nipple...no double joints needed, total job maybe 5 minutes. It was pretty easy. But then again it would have been nicer to be working with a double jointed woman on the job!

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Lift? Girlfriend? Lift? Girlfriend? Lift? Girlfriend?
hmmm

OK New goal.......

BOTH!
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I love your GF.
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You know you've found your future wife when....

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Once Porsche sees these pictures, you can bet they'll close more loopholes to prevent ANY non-certified technician/human to DIY *anything*!
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Now have her get that hard to reach spark plug...
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Too many jokes rolling through my head...
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Got to love them 996s.... they relocated the bleeder nipple to the side of the transmission. LOL!


Sorry, couldn't resist

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Originally Posted by Robin 993DX
Got to love them 996s.... they relocated the bleeder nipple to the side of the transmission. LOL!


Sorry, couldn't resist

Hey, don't even start with the 996 debate....again....and again...and again again...

How about access to the top of the engine ?? Woops, I started it...sorry...

Cheers,

Mike



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