gordo993

Ok, here I stand in front of the HWFM Application Acceptance Board in my fancy (read Goodwill) suit, with my resume' and credentials (mostly worthless dribble and receipts for parts whose capabilities faaaaar excede mine) in a seemingly hopeless attempt to join the team in which I have been coveting for so long.

My facts are mostly wrong, but I'm a firm believer of the old addage "if you can't dazzle them with details, then baffle them with bull****." My skills are pathetic at best, but I'll take any opportunity to screw something up - especially if it doesn't belong to me. I have no patience - I feel like I've been typing this for a month. I have the fashion sense of an Emmy Nominee - take that as you wish. Amongst other things, however I am full of useless information. For example, the LeMans 23 Hours has been run every year since 1923 - except 1936 (ok - I looked that up).

If my application is accepted, I have decided to let the powers that be grant my position and title.

Respectfully submitted,
John W. Gordon

Adrienne

LeMans 23 hours?

Phil

little know fact. The drovers get one hour off for lunch.......

Adrienne

Intriguing. I figured they would do a drive through.

gordo993

uh, oops...

Did I happen to mention that I can't type?

RJT

Y'all are funny!! I needed that today.

As far as I'm concerned you've got my vote.

We need a pillar of usless Information in the HWFM community.

MS JoAnne

DJF1

You have my temporary vote too, providing you explain your driving skills to us

gordo993

"driving skills" is an oxymoron in my book.

nile13

So, Mother Superior, are you implying that we call him John, the Pillar? Hmmm...

Garth S

It may assist your petition were you to claim that you would be so slow at LeMans that it would be renamed 'Le Vingt-cinq heures' in your honour ... not the 23 hours ...

STAR57

Hey...you cant be that useless, the litle girl in the avatar seems very happy and beautiful (thanks god they dont talk back at that age) having said that, those atributes came from the motherprobably, can we see a picture of the mother please.

Have fun...

rcwelch

I'm still trying to figure out what a "drover" is...oh well I digress. Gordo, you will have to fill us in a little more on your prowess behind the wheel...we can't let a ringer slip in!

PS. John, I noticed that you did recognize the 1976 934RSR...that is one fast car and that is a no-no.

SundayDriver

Anyone who does not know what a "drover" is should be banished. But I am a fair guy - search the racing/DE forum for GhettoRacer and you too, can learn all about droving.

Marv

Nor count!

mglobe

Ok, just how bad a driver are you. Can you wreck your car while it's not moving like some of us ? How bout some sort of stupid Porsche driver/mechanic trick story?

Pillar of Mis Information might be a good title.