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Old Jan 30, 2006 | 08:57 AM
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I heard a few funny automobile acronyms this weekend. Anybody else have one:

PORSCHE - Proof Only Rich Sh**s Can Have Everything

BMW - Big Money Wasted
Buy More Warranty
Break My Wallet
Bring Money Withya

FORD - Flip Over Read Directions
Found On Road Dead

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Old Jan 30, 2006 | 09:18 AM
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FIAT - Fix It Again Tony
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Old Jan 30, 2006 | 10:04 AM
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BMW - Bring Mechanic Withya
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Old Jan 30, 2006 | 10:12 AM
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Dodge
Drips oil drips gas everywhere!

Pontiac
Poor Old Ni##@R thinks its a cadillac

No racial slur intended. Just something funny I heard from a comedian once.

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Old Jan 30, 2006 | 10:23 AM
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Ford
Fix or repair daily
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Old Jan 30, 2006 | 10:34 AM
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Old Jan 30, 2006 | 10:56 AM
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Plenty Of Receipts, Sorry Cant Have Everything

Being in My Way
Bowel Movement on Wheels
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Old Jan 30, 2006 | 11:09 AM
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MOPAR Mostly Old Parts And Rust
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Ford - Found On Road Dead
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BMW - Break My Window
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MOPAR Mostly Old Parts And Rust
My Ole Piece Aint Running
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See if this works:

P issed
O ff
R etiree
S pends
C rappy
H eirs
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