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Old Nov 22, 2004 | 01:42 AM
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Default HWFM racing caption contest..

me and a few friends from the 944 board were replacing another rennlisters 914s motor with a new motor built with a lil more power in mind.. while looking at the motor someone remarked that it looked like a hookah with all the hoses hanging off.. so we took a pic as a gag..

anyways.. i figured it would be great to have a caption contest with this pic.

put the caption you think fits best below this pic.

ill start



'yeah i know the engine smokes, but i dont think thats how you do a leak down test...'

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Old Nov 22, 2004 | 02:52 AM
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Guy in the middle looks demented
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Old Nov 22, 2004 | 03:28 AM
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Cheech and Bong's Service Center.
Specializing in smoking engines.
Our moto: "We'll get to it later".

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Old Nov 22, 2004 | 06:12 AM
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"Air-Cooled Engine"
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Old Nov 22, 2004 | 11:43 AM
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'got to clean out these SAI ports'

in your best Jeff Spicoli voice ' knarrrrly '
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Old Nov 22, 2004 | 12:31 PM
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Gear Heads
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Old Nov 22, 2004 | 12:32 PM
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'Dude, where's my car?'

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'This sure works better than a coke can'
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Old Nov 22, 2004 | 12:41 PM
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"Dude, are you sure this is how pneumatic valves work?"
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man it's only a 2 barrel, I think I'm gettin juked!
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"Dude...I think we need a leaner mixture."

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Twin Turbo's ain't nuttin'... we got three blowers on this motor!
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