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10-22-2004, 09:52 PM
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In deference to the grid girl young buck and his pending application, I will not succumb to your attempt to draw me into a conversation about a certain indian nation referenced football team at this point.
I also believe that to challenge "The Man" is fraught with danger at this stage in my growth as a budding HWFM Racing future applicant. I also believe that by showing INCREDIBLE restraint and patience that I am hopefully proving myself worthy of a slow slow slow team name.
Team keeper of the Slow (it can be a noun too)
Team rememberer of times gone by slowly
Team instiller of the SLOW
Team designer of the SLOW Nole post pattern
In deference to the grid girl young buck and his pending application, I will not succumb to your attempt to draw me into a conversation about a certain indian nation referenced football team at this point.
I also believe that to challenge "The Man" is fraught with danger at this stage in my growth as a budding HWFM Racing future applicant. I also believe that by showing INCREDIBLE restraint and patience that I am hopefully proving myself worthy of a slow slow slow team name.
Team keeper of the Slow (it can be a noun too)
Team rememberer of times gone by slowly
Team instiller of the SLOW
Team designer of the SLOW Nole post pattern
10-22-2004, 09:54 PM
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seeing my luck with women, i'd be lucky to get them in my puddle 
But I'll continue the grid girls religiously as well as try and convince any dates i get eventually to jump into some spandex and hang on a 944 or 928 fender 
Did I forget to mention my lust for 993s and desire to build an RS Clubsport out of a 95 993 using FVD parts for the 3.8L stroker?
But I'll continue the grid girls religiously as well as try and convince any dates i get eventually to jump into some spandex and hang on a 944 or 928 fender Did I forget to mention my lust for 993s and desire to build an RS Clubsport out of a 95 993 using FVD parts for the 3.8L stroker?
10-22-2004, 11:12 PM
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Originally Posted by TheStig
Tell ya what, since you have so inspired me to become a post ***** once again on the grid girls thread, I'll vow to give you some of the naughtiest, cutest, sexiest, tightest spandex grid girls on that thread, so attractive and tasteless, that you'll beg me to start a non-work safe website as well as fund me to pursue these girls to begin a HWFM Racing Grid Girl Dating Service
...or am I?
...or am I? Andy,
One word of advice: if you get voted to be a HWFM team mate AND you get the position of being the Official HWFM Grid Girl Dating Service, you absolutely have to remember that our Grid Girls all have to be beautiful and three quarts shy of a gallon in the brains department. Do you get my drift? Your fellow Female HWFM teamates really would not appreciate non-Porschephile smart beauties hanging around the paddock. Do you think you can manage that???
10-23-2004, 12:24 PM
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That has a very nice ring to it. I think that will be The Stig's team title.
Welcome Andy.
Danny and Princeton, will you note in your respective records...
That has a very nice ring to it. I think that will be The Stig's team title.
Welcome Andy.
Danny and Princeton, will you note in your respective records...
10-23-2004, 01:17 PM
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Originally Posted by icerbofh
I vote for HWFM Grid Girl Post *****
Andy.... Maybe the reason you can't land a steady girl is that you are on Rennlist wayyyyyy tooo much!
Welcome to the team!
Can't wait until I get to send you your first Cyber Spanking!
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10-24-2004, 03:48 AM
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Awesome I'm in!!!!! Is there anything I need to change in my signature??? or??? Thanks again for accepting my application! And yea, if I did find a girl I'd be away from Rennlist more, but ya'll are better company to me than anyone else right now 
I'm going to sleep, night everyone and thanks again
And yea, if I did find a girl I'd be away from Rennlist more, but ya'll are better company to me than anyone else right now I'm going to sleep, night everyone and thanks again
10-24-2004, 04:02 AM
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Stig, you are 22, it's Saturday night at 11:48 and you are going to bed??
Boy, you better get out there and start hittin some of that stuff. How are you gonna fill the pond with that kind of work ehtic? We were depending on you getting us hooked up, now I'm just concerned about you.
I think it's about time you start bringing in some Sunday mornings with a little company.
Boy, you better get out there and start hittin some of that stuff. How are you gonna fill the pond with that kind of work ehtic? We were depending on you getting us hooked up, now I'm just concerned about you.
I think it's about time you start bringing in some Sunday mornings with a little company.
10-24-2004, 10:44 PM
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I woke up this morning thinking the same thing, then again I also thought, "holy hell what'd I drink last night to have such a bad headache like this!?!?"
10-24-2004, 11:39 PM
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Late to the party on this one, but I'm all for Andy to come on board as HWFM Grid Girl Post *****, provided he continue to search high and low all over the internet for Grid Girl thread fodder. The guys I work with love the thread and look forward to their weekly dose.
Welcome, Andy!
Welcome, Andy!