Updating the HWFM Racing Team Roster after Le Mans – Is your name on this list?
07-13-2004, 12:36 PM
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Originally posted by nile13
I just had an independent thought for the first time in two weeks, and Adrienne is responsible for it. Well, it's more of a business plan, really.
We all know how it gets. A day at the track. You're all tired and by dawn all you can think about is a cold one. The track is remote enough, there's another race day tomorrow, you're too dead to really stray too far from the hotel.
So... We open a race dancing nomex strip joint. Nicely decorated with black and white race pictures and lined up with used tires (no rubber comments here, gentlemen). Used race tires smell really sweet. The stage floor is covered with checkered pattern. MC announces the dancer's number and race class, waves a green flag and shuts up. Girls in full Nomex suits dance sweetly while taking nice late apex turns around the stage. No polls of any kind. Nobody gets undressed. Helmets are otional.
What do you all think?
I just had an independent thought for the first time in two weeks, and Adrienne is responsible for it. Well, it's more of a business plan, really.
We all know how it gets. A day at the track. You're all tired and by dawn all you can think about is a cold one. The track is remote enough, there's another race day tomorrow, you're too dead to really stray too far from the hotel.
So... We open a race dancing nomex strip joint. Nicely decorated with black and white race pictures and lined up with used tires (no rubber comments here, gentlemen). Used race tires smell really sweet. The stage floor is covered with checkered pattern. MC announces the dancer's number and race class, waves a green flag and shuts up. Girls in full Nomex suits dance sweetly while taking nice late apex turns around the stage. No polls of any kind. Nobody gets undressed. Helmets are otional.
What do you all think?
AND YOU TOO MIKE!!!
Those are Samsungs *****. I played with them ALL weekend long!!!!
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07-13-2004, 02:25 PM
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You put your head on me!!! 
I'm far from fat, voluptuous, maybe, but not fat!
However, I'm definitely not as rail thin and petite as you either
Bend over girl, you've got one coming!!!
BOYS!!! Ya wanna watch this????? SWACK!!!!!
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I'm far from fat, voluptuous, maybe, but not fat!
However, I'm definitely not as rail thin and petite as you either
Bend over girl, you've got one coming!!!
BOYS!!! Ya wanna watch this????? SWACK!!!!!
MS
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07-13-2004, 02:32 PM
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Ouch! I only did as requested, Disciplinarian! I quote, "...that's me on the right! Attach your head to that body..." and so I did! A member one day and already subjected! Whew! 
07-13-2004, 03:17 PM
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Icer...gotta say, I like the direction this thread was heading before we got into gratuitous cat pictures...I'll do my part to get back to gratuitous skin shots...
The fearless turtle "Out of the shell"
The fearless turtle "Out of the shell"
07-13-2004, 03:32 PM
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Joanne
This is an outrage... I have an executive stature to maintain.
I don't want you to stop wailing on Jeff until you've drawn blood... Beat that impudent bstard. And don't let him sweet talk you out of it. Remember he can talk women into doing all sorts of things -- I've seen him in action. If his function wasn't so important to the team, he'd be gone.
At the very least post more pictures of yourself in a bikini to distract the teammates.
This is an outrage... I have an executive stature to maintain.
I don't want you to stop wailing on Jeff until you've drawn blood... Beat that impudent bstard. And don't let him sweet talk you out of it. Remember he can talk women into doing all sorts of things -- I've seen him in action. If his function wasn't so important to the team, he'd be gone.
At the very least post more pictures of yourself in a bikini to distract the teammates.
07-13-2004, 03:46 PM
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Thanks to Jeff, valuable team mates like Jauder are clawing their eyes out with an obviously doctored photo (I've never worn that color underwear).
And if that is not bad enough, Jeff has not been doing a good job of grid girl procurement
Here he is in action, recruiting in the Gingerman paddock two weekends ago
And if that is not bad enough, Jeff has not been doing a good job of grid girl procurement
Here he is in action, recruiting in the Gingerman paddock two weekends ago
07-13-2004, 03:47 PM
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Oh believe me....that photo of the big turtle is best left in the SMALL mode...there's no telling what would happen if it were full size...
Now Adrienne on the other hand, I suggest you make that photo of yours quite a bit larger and make that your avatar...PLEASE????
Now Adrienne on the other hand, I suggest you make that photo of yours quite a bit larger and make that your avatar...PLEASE????
07-13-2004, 03:58 PM
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I'm sorry, that picture of Jeff may have been at TWS during Parade.
My gosh, that could be Joanne or Adrienne. Hard to say, since we've never seen close-ups of either of them...
My gosh, that could be Joanne or Adrienne. Hard to say, since we've never seen close-ups of either of them...
07-13-2004, 04:07 PM
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Good point Mike, so before you go and say that "I'm not doing a very good job" you might just verify the subject matter in the photos....all I was trying to do was get some nice TEAM shots.
As I have not had the pleasure of administering MS's victory spankings, who's to say who that is in the photo?
As I have not had the pleasure of administering MS's victory spankings, who's to say who that is in the photo?
07-13-2004, 04:14 PM
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I've researched this further, and it appears that Adrienne is a brunette, and in any other photo we have of the MS she is wearing a team hat, so by process of elimination, that must be the Mother Superior herself you are talking to the photo.
I would look at that photo again, to see if she has a paddle, but I'm afraid that if I view it again, I'll turn to a pillar of salt.
I've researched this further, and it appears that Adrienne is a brunette, and in any other photo we have of the MS she is wearing a team hat, so by process of elimination, that must be the Mother Superior herself you are talking to the photo.
I would look at that photo again, to see if she has a paddle, but I'm afraid that if I view it again, I'll turn to a pillar of salt.