Some scary Halloween thoughts
10-31-2001, 05:44 PM
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Some scary Halloween thoughts
The top ten scariest thoughts for Halloween...
10. Steve Weiner turns out to really be Mr. Goodwrench.
9. All the Hoosier tires from Tirerack are recalled for being retreads.
8. George replaces the Chevy V-8 with a
Viper V-10. He boasts, but with a trembling voice: "I've almost got the oversteer worked out"
7.EJ misses Charlotte, so he trades his yellow coupe for an '84 ford NASCAR stocker.
6. Jacques Nasser replaces Wendelin Weideking.
5. Viken sells the C4S for another Italian Stallion.
4. When you click on one of Robin's DIY projects it's a link to www.Z06.com.
3. In the interest of following up the success of its club racing program, PCA announces club demolition derbies.
2. John D. decides to shut down Rennlist.
and finally (drumroll)
1. Ray Calvo in his new Cayenne, having just dumped his shop manuals at the Pittsburgh municipal landfill.
Happy Halloween everyone
10. Steve Weiner turns out to really be Mr. Goodwrench.
9. All the Hoosier tires from Tirerack are recalled for being retreads.
8. George replaces the Chevy V-8 with a
Viper V-10. He boasts, but with a trembling voice: "I've almost got the oversteer worked out"
7.EJ misses Charlotte, so he trades his yellow coupe for an '84 ford NASCAR stocker.
6. Jacques Nasser replaces Wendelin Weideking.
5. Viken sells the C4S for another Italian Stallion.
4. When you click on one of Robin's DIY projects it's a link to www.Z06.com.
3. In the interest of following up the success of its club racing program, PCA announces club demolition derbies.
2. John D. decides to shut down Rennlist.
and finally (drumroll)
1. Ray Calvo in his new Cayenne, having just dumped his shop manuals at the Pittsburgh municipal landfill.
Happy Halloween everyone
10-31-2001, 06:29 PM
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Bravo! Though...
I heard the PCA races already were demolition derbies? There was a wee bit of carnage at the March race I worked.
I would've put #10 in the #1 spot, though.
Love it!
I heard the PCA races already were demolition derbies? There was a wee bit of carnage at the March race I worked.
I would've put #10 in the #1 spot, though.
Love it!
10-31-2001, 06:31 PM
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Mike,
Thanks, I think we all need a chuckle these days. Believe it or not, the thought of #5 has crossed my mind but I can't bring myself to do it.
Thanks, I think we all need a chuckle these days. Believe it or not, the thought of #5 has crossed my mind but I can't bring myself to do it.
11-01-2001, 01:28 AM
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Good ones!
May your windows be soaped by every neighborhood kid and may every roll of toilet paper for blocks around be tossed (unraveled) over the trees and bushes in your lawn.
Happy Halloween!
(and if I ever DO end up with a Porsche Chili Pepper in my driveway with my name on the sales papers, somebody PLEASE!!!!!! - put a bullet in my brain and end my sickness!!!)
May your windows be soaped by every neighborhood kid and may every roll of toilet paper for blocks around be tossed (unraveled) over the trees and bushes in your lawn.
Happy Halloween!
(and if I ever DO end up with a Porsche Chili Pepper in my driveway with my name on the sales papers, somebody PLEASE!!!!!! - put a bullet in my brain and end my sickness!!!)
11-01-2001, 08:43 AM
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That is too Funny - Well Done!
As for me wanting an 84 Stocker, I would consider it if it could run in 'E' Prepared in PCA
As for Ray, the Cayenne would have certainly have room for all his shop manuals.
E. J.
As for me wanting an 84 Stocker, I would consider it if it could run in 'E' Prepared in PCA
As for Ray, the Cayenne would have certainly have room for all his shop manuals.
E. J.
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11-01-2001, 12:11 PM
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For some denominations, the day after Halloween, November 1st, is All-Saints Day.
So here's to ours:
St. John of Portsmouth
(NH)
thanks.
So here's to ours:
St. John of Portsmouth
(NH)
thanks.
11-01-2001, 02:09 PM
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Originally posted by Mike in Chi:
<STRONG>For some denominations, the day after Halloween, November 1st, is All-Saints Day.
So here's to ours:
St. John of Portsmouth
(NH)
thanks.</STRONG>
<STRONG>For some denominations, the day after Halloween, November 1st, is All-Saints Day.
So here's to ours:
St. John of Portsmouth
(NH)
thanks.</STRONG>
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11-01-2001, 03:48 PM
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George
I didn't even know there were twin turbo small block chevys out there. Now that's scary...
Mike in Chicago (which was originally a swamp also)
I didn't even know there were twin turbo small block chevys out there. Now that's scary...
Mike in Chicago (which was originally a swamp also)
