Olav A.

They think 993 owners are a bunch of stuck up "last-of-the-air-cooled-owner" types.

I don't know about you but that makes my MAD!! MUh-MUh-MAAAd.

I'm getting a group together to go raid them, wanna join?

condo bob

what is a 964?

Olav A.

Terry Adams

Are they not satisfied to be the penultimate air-cooled?

Knute

Nothing but troublemakers, those 964 types. My brother, who's one of them, keeps rubbing my nose in the fact that the 964 has a lower drag coefficient than the 993 (even the narrow body 993), and says my C2S is downright slow as a result of this deficiency. Sheesh! The nerve! What a whiner. Yeah, let's get 'em!

Wait a sec, my brother is bigger than me; maybe this isn't such a good idea. (Hi, Dave!)

-Knute

The good ol' boys...

If ers one thang me n the boyz like, it's a shot of ol' Mac's fanest moonshine. But near as good iz brawlin' with sim name-callin yeller-bellies...

GratefulJED

Hank - whad you fellers do wif JimBob??

scupper

Bet ol' JimBob be out buying a chaw of tabaccer.

Chuck, sneakin' a peek
93 C2

Harold

BRING JIMBOB BACK

Jay H

We 964 guys (and gal) have GOT to have a sense of humor 'cause of our failing Dual Mass Flywheels, non-vented dual distributors and cylinder to head leaks spewing oil all over like an Exxon tanker. Plus all those valve adjustments and only 1 oil filter makes us feel a little inferior...

But, at least we have good wiring harnessess...

Jay
<a href="http://www.jays911.com" target="_blank">90 964</a>
(Just Kidding!)

Ruairidh

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,Geneva">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,Geneva">Originally posted by Jay H:
<strong>We 964 guys (and gal) have GOT to have a sense of humor 'cause of our failing Dual Mass Flywheels, non-vented dual distributors and cylinder to head leaks spewing oil all over like an Exxon tanker. Plus all those valve adjustments and only 1 oil filter makes us feel a little inferior...

But, at least we have good wiring harnessess...

Jay

<a href="http://www.jays911.com" target="_blank">90 964</a>
(Just Kidding!)</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,Geneva">LOL <img border="0" alt="[hiha]" title="" src="graemlins/roflmao.gif" /> We 964ers do need our senses of humor.

MelissaM

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,Geneva">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,Geneva"> We 964 guys (and gal) have GOT to have a sense of humor 'cause of our failing Dual Mass Flywheels, non-vented dual distributors and cylinder to head leaks spewing oil all over like an Exxon tanker. Plus all those valve adjustments and only 1 oil filter makes us feel a little inferior...
</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,Geneva">And don't forget the ugly, heavy-handed bumpers!



-- Melissa (964 gal)

Jay H

And we 964'er's can't forget about the ancient, barn like aerodynamic flag style mirrors, failing clock circuit boards which trip airbag lights, cheesy Design 90 928 style rims, 'old school' rear suspensions, clunky/heavy/complicated AWD systems, lack of 6th gear, and rear tail light assemblies that fade to pink...

Though my windshield doesn't squeak...

User 4621

...and the battle between the Judean People's Front and the People's Front of Judea rages on....

"Ocelot Spleens! Wolf Nipple Chips!"

Mike in Chi

You 964 guys really are a lot funnier than we are... plus ya got chicks.