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Old 06-08-2012, 11:07 PM
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Default Lindsay Lohan crash tests 991

Looks like she rear-ended a truck, crumpling the passenger side half way to the windshield. Apparently uninjured.

Useless video, but interesting screenshots of what happens when misplaced confidence ends in failure.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...rhm0misE#t=23s
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Better her than me... Poor car.
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What is it with that woman and, well, everything, but particularly cars? Waste of a nice Porsche......
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What happened to her cayman?
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Poor car
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Originally Posted by orthojoe
What happened to her cayman?
Orthojoe,

Thank you for your concern. As you already know, Lindsay has always strived to associate herself with premier products in every aspect of her life. Lindsay is a huge Porsche aficionado and is looking to support her fan-members of the Porsche and the Rennlist community. Lindsay loves the way her 991 portrays her appreciation for high-style well-driving cars. We are happy that Lindsay is alright after this unfortunate mishap and we hope that the damage which does not appear to be extensive is repaired promptly so that she may enjoy many more miles in her new 991.

(this post is a joke and not intended to be taken literally or seriously. I have no affiliation with or opinion about Lindsay Lohan whatsoever except that I find her attractive)
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What dumba$$ let her behind the wheel?

I wouldn't let her drive my scooter. Stupid can't be fixed.
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Originally Posted by Eric - Plug Guy
What dumba$$ let her behind the wheel?

I wouldn't let her drive my scooter. Stupid can't be fixed.
Eric, you are spot on. When I saw the title of this post I let out a big "OMFG"!

As others have said, I feel for the car. I know she's not hurt, but she just wasted one of the 991s that could be gracing the highway or someone's garage.

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Originally Posted by awrryan
Orthojoe,

Thank you for your concern. As you already know, Lindsay has always strived to associate herself with premier products in every aspect of her life. Lindsay is a huge Porsche aficionado and is looking to support her fan-members of the Porsche and the Rennlist community. Lindsay loves the way her 991 portrays her appreciation for high-style well-driving cars. We are happy that Lindsay is alright after this unfortunate mishap and we hope that the damage which does not appear to be extensive is repaired promptly so that she may enjoy many more miles in her new 991.

(this post is a joke and not intended to be taken literally or seriously. I have no affiliation with or opinion about Lindsay Lohan whatsoever except that I find her attractive)
Awesome! And I find her attractive too, in a Tanya Harding - Amy Fisher kind of way.
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She has a license?
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She's skinny and anorexic=ugly!
She's also dumb!
That 991 is totaled! No insurance company will fix that! They will pay her off and then sell it at a dealer auction for 40-50K $. The dealer might choose to fix it or sell it as is with a salvage title.
Poor 991...
Why didn't she destroy a GTR and make me happy?!
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Originally Posted by neanicu
Why didn't she destroy a GTR and make me happy?!
Because the badge on the GTR says Nissan, not Porsche... Put a Porsche badge on the GTR and you will likely be able to sell her one.
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Skank does it again.......I think she has crashed 3-4 cars.....a SL 65 AMG, 991, Cayman, etc...
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With three cops looking around, were shots fired?? :-)


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