Lindsay Lohan crash tests 991
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Looks like she rear-ended a truck, crumpling the passenger side half way to the windshield. Apparently uninjured.
Useless video, but interesting screenshots of what happens when misplaced confidence ends in failure.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...rhm0misE#t=23s
Useless video, but interesting screenshots of what happens when misplaced confidence ends in failure.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...rhm0misE#t=23s
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Better her than me... Poor car.
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Orthojoe,
Thank you for your concern. As you already know, Lindsay has always strived to associate herself with premier products in every aspect of her life. Lindsay is a huge Porsche aficionado and is looking to support her fan-members of the Porsche and the Rennlist community. Lindsay loves the way her 991 portrays her appreciation for high-style well-driving cars. We are happy that Lindsay is alright after this unfortunate mishap and we hope that the damage which does not appear to be extensive is repaired promptly so that she may enjoy many more miles in her new 991.
(this post is a joke and not intended to be taken literally or seriously. I have no affiliation with or opinion about Lindsay Lohan whatsoever except that I find her attractive)
Thank you for your concern. As you already know, Lindsay has always strived to associate herself with premier products in every aspect of her life. Lindsay is a huge Porsche aficionado and is looking to support her fan-members of the Porsche and the Rennlist community. Lindsay loves the way her 991 portrays her appreciation for high-style well-driving cars. We are happy that Lindsay is alright after this unfortunate mishap and we hope that the damage which does not appear to be extensive is repaired promptly so that she may enjoy many more miles in her new 991.
(this post is a joke and not intended to be taken literally or seriously. I have no affiliation with or opinion about Lindsay Lohan whatsoever except that I find her attractive)
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What dumba$$ let her behind the wheel?
I wouldn't let her drive my scooter. Stupid can't be fixed.
I wouldn't let her drive my scooter. Stupid can't be fixed.
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As others have said, I feel for the car. I know she's not hurt, but she just wasted one of the 991s that could be gracing the highway or someone's garage.
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Orthojoe,
Thank you for your concern. As you already know, Lindsay has always strived to associate herself with premier products in every aspect of her life. Lindsay is a huge Porsche aficionado and is looking to support her fan-members of the Porsche and the Rennlist community. Lindsay loves the way her 991 portrays her appreciation for high-style well-driving cars. We are happy that Lindsay is alright after this unfortunate mishap and we hope that the damage which does not appear to be extensive is repaired promptly so that she may enjoy many more miles in her new 991.
(this post is a joke and not intended to be taken literally or seriously. I have no affiliation with or opinion about Lindsay Lohan whatsoever except that I find her attractive)
Thank you for your concern. As you already know, Lindsay has always strived to associate herself with premier products in every aspect of her life. Lindsay is a huge Porsche aficionado and is looking to support her fan-members of the Porsche and the Rennlist community. Lindsay loves the way her 991 portrays her appreciation for high-style well-driving cars. We are happy that Lindsay is alright after this unfortunate mishap and we hope that the damage which does not appear to be extensive is repaired promptly so that she may enjoy many more miles in her new 991.
(this post is a joke and not intended to be taken literally or seriously. I have no affiliation with or opinion about Lindsay Lohan whatsoever except that I find her attractive)
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She's skinny and anorexic=ugly!
She's also dumb!
That 991 is totaled! No insurance company will fix that! They will pay her off and then sell it at a dealer auction for 40-50K $. The dealer might choose to fix it or sell it as is with a salvage title.
Poor 991...
Why didn't she destroy a GTR and make me happy?!
She's also dumb!
That 991 is totaled! No insurance company will fix that! They will pay her off and then sell it at a dealer auction for 40-50K $. The dealer might choose to fix it or sell it as is with a salvage title.
Poor 991...
Why didn't she destroy a GTR and make me happy?!
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With three cops looking around, were shots fired?? :-)