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my great wife works a lot; two kids and me she has to support u know. today she’s off so we went to brunch. just chit chatting. (as my parents tell me over and over again, the ONLY thing I ever done right my entire life is marrying her)
while english isn’t my first language, I sure have a way with words.
wife, “I think I need botox for forehead. ”
me, “no need for botox u would end up looking like a klingon and remember sharpeis are prized “
my great wife works a lot; two kids and me she has to support u know. today she’s off so we went to brunch. just chit chatting. (as my parents tell me over and over again, the ONLY thing I ever done right my entire life is marrying her)
while english isn’t my first language, I sure have a way with words.
wife, “I think I need botox for forehead. ”
me, “no need for botox u would end up looking like a klingon and remember sharpeis are prized “
the ppl next table burst in laughter
Thanks for making me almost spit my coffee out. That's hilarious Mooty.
my great wife works a lot; two kids and me she has to support u know. today she’s off so we went to brunch. just chit chatting. (as my parents tell me over and over again, the ONLY thing I ever done right my entire life is marrying her)
while english isn’t my first language, I sure have a way with words.
wife, “I think I need botox for forehead. ”
me, “no need for botox u would end up looking like a klingon and remember sharpeis are prized “
the ppl next table burst in laughter
Simply awesome!
You should start an advice column similar to Dear Abby....but online.
Maybe it should be a new RL thread:
DEAR Mooty..... (ask questions, receive pearls of wisdom)
06-20-2019, 01:10 PM
