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Old 01-11-2009, 11:41 AM
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Default The best way to sell yer 996:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Cars-...3A1|240%3A1308

Throw in a Russian hooker.
Old 01-11-2009, 12:05 PM
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At least shes somewhat decent, Ive seen worse girls on better cars, just ruins the ad, I hate it when a girl gets in the way of a good car pic
Old 01-11-2009, 12:39 PM
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yeah, but I would never consider a 996 " a good car"
Old 01-11-2009, 12:46 PM
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Both the car and the girl are priced together, as a value added package. Only problem is the upkeep.
Old 01-11-2009, 02:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Ritter
Both are poorly constructed with cheesy materials, and both will soon have very little residual value.

My guess is both already have a whine that is constant and difficult to fix.
Old 01-11-2009, 05:17 PM
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I'd buy that for a $1 ! lol !
Old 01-11-2009, 05:31 PM
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I wonder what price is w/o the car.
Old 01-11-2009, 06:14 PM
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As for me she doesn't look like Russian. But what do I know...
Old 01-11-2009, 06:16 PM
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i was expecting much more pictures of the merchandise rater then the car. Geez
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You get PMS and RMS in a single package!

(Actually, let's hope the taller one doesn't have an RMS problem as well...)
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Originally Posted by cwrm4
You get PMS and RMS in a single package!

(Actually, let's hope the taller one doesn't have an RMS problem as well...)

OMG, that was milk-out-the-nose funny !!!

Originally Posted by Evgeny
As for me she doesn't look like Russian. But what do I know...
Okay, Ukrainian...
When they come here, they lose all their innocence. Such a shame..
That's why she doesn't look like a home girl to you.
Old 01-11-2009, 07:18 PM
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Warranty: No
Condition: Used

Does that go for the car too?
Old 01-11-2009, 07:51 PM
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probably driven hard and put away wet too many times. . .nasty
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Are you sure that's not a dude?
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hahaha, these post are too funny


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