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Old 06-22-2008, 01:18 AM
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Default HELP - Where the F*$K Does.....

.........All this stuff go.

My wife made be build a motor and she's been buying parts for me, and......well.....I'm a bit embarrassed because I don’t know where or how t put it back together. Especially since I only have a paint gun and a few screwdrivers.

Problem is, I need to get everything in picture 1 out so can install it in picture 2 and then put everything in picture 3 onto the engine in picture 4. My wife said it was a 3.0 L or something. She has a pile of powder coated stuff too………

To make things worse, she's making me build a motor for the ZO6. I said what do you want gas is over $4 a gallon now. She said....."Just make it sick you sissy".
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Old 06-22-2008, 01:22 AM
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BLING-O-METER reading of 100%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LR intake huh?
Old 06-22-2008, 01:32 AM
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Oh no!! Your wife ordered the wrong items! I'll do you the favor and take 'em off your hands.
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Oh no!! Your wife ordered the wrong items! I'll do you the favor and take 'em off your hands.
Wife goes with them.....
Old 06-22-2008, 01:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Jeremy Himsel
Wife goes with them.....
Geez Jeremy...I didn't know you were gay...maybe I won't stop by and say hi on my way to Texas...
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Let your wife build it, she has a much better grasp on what the car needs than you do.

Good luck, lick her often.
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Originally Posted by 333pg333
LR intake huh?
For now at least. I'm up in the air betwen using what I have, designing my own (modifying the Lindsey), or buying Tim's. I'll get it running and then decide what I want to do. I like the shorter runners of the lindsey intake for a 3.0L.
Old 06-22-2008, 01:49 AM
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Looks nice. How did you polish the coolant pipe though? Theyre plain steel so i dont see how it could be done unless you chromed it.
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Oh no, it looks like she ordered the wrong color. It should like more like this...
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Need any more parts? I got a bunch of heatshields I'm not using. They are coated with Jet Hot Sterling..
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MMM, lucky dip^^
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Originally Posted by Jeremy Himsel
Wife goes with them.....

Speeding driver hears police car whoop whoop, but speeds up.

Not for long though and pulls over.

Police officer notes he was speeding so driver gives him a sob story about wife leaving him only a few days earlier for a police officer instead.

Officer sympathizes but puzzled and queries why he sped up.

Driver replied, "I thought you were returning her".
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Pink phone = Nancy Boy

Chromed engine components = Big *****

Looks pretty good you Nancy boy with big *****!!
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Nice. Are you going to pimp out the suspension with the hydraulic low-rider kit before or after installing the chrome?
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any other skills we need to know about?

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Wife goes with them.....


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