theedge

Youre over YOUR head, AND its rammed up your ***, so you should write a book on yoga because youre in a pretty ****ed up spot now.

First off, turbo cars benefit as much if not MORE than V8s from a better exhaust system.

Now, lets assume you have 200RWHP, I HIGHLY doubt you do (in fact id almost be willing to bet that you actually drive your MOMS V6 automatic junkstang). 944 Turbos have 191RWHP stock... And an 86 will be oh 300 pounds lighter than your cars fat ***. On to chips, chips on turbo cars dont add 10HP... Try more like 25, starting. Add a boost controller to that, even better improvement, especially in power curve and low down torque and then throw in the fact that they reduce lag by increasing spool time.

The few times youre going to beat a 944 Turbo (assuming hes actually racing you, and many here dont bother as you can already see) is off the line, and on a drag strip. Second gear on, a 944T is going to eat you alive, again assuming hes actually racing you, which again is dubious as we generally dont bother wasting the gas on crap cars.

If youre proud of beating 944 Turbo off the line... Well youre even MORE of a moron. This is a 4 banger, of course its not great off the line. Its like a 14 year old being proud of beating up a 10 year old, then getting mad when a year passes and that now 11 year old goes and gets his blackbelt and busts out some kungfu

Go back to cruising da hood in your moms V6 auto stang pounding the hiphop on your system little boy, youre in the big leagues now, where no one gives a stinking turd about crappy cars going in a straight line.

theedge

And I felt like flaming someone, even tho my first thought was Campeck is bored again...

streckfu's

The name you chose just happens to invite a civil discussions on the merits of Porsche cars.........

Gator_86_951

Yes and FSU is going to beat Miami too :-)

Darius Juca

Billy Billy...I see your loyalty to the blue oval but you have to understand..Porsche has a much much richer heritage and racing history......so...they don't suck.
If you are in NorCal I will be happy to take you to a "track" and beat your cobra's in 1/4 miles even...now you don't even want to step up on a real track.....much less embaraassing if you just sit as a passager and see what real handeling cars are like.

K27

Me had SVT for lunch, what a joke that car was, dragged uphill and twisties, he was trounced, thought he was tied to a boat anchor FFS!
3600lbs and no brakes it's not surprising.

jsonnen

Billy bob heres a picture of your car's chassis before it morphed into a Junkstang........

And anytime you want to get smoked by a 951 just ask any of us would be glad to put the hurt on your Fairmont........

streckfu's

Definately. So Florida can beat them in Nov.....

MichelleJD

Wooo oh woo oh oh!


BTW porshasux - who are you really? This is pretty good You put some seriuos thought into this; is there a single button you didn't push?

Cyrus951

I eat Cobras for breakfast.

streckfu's

Hi Michelle!! Sorry about you kicker next week......

Eyal 951

i think its a rennlister, he new too well which buttons to push... if not, get a life.
~Eyal

944Fest (aka Dan P)

Well, we ARE air cooled, aren't we? Put cardboard in front of your radiator and drive it hard, you will see what I mean. It is always front wheel drive when I'm backing out of my garage!

ASG's artwork ROCKS!

MPD47

I just feel the need to laugh.

daniel951

i almost fell out of my chair when i saw this post . I will race your GT any day bring it.LOL
I don't i even need to say anything since most of the guys have pointed out to u all of your mistakes about the car. Even though u don't know much about our cars i thought u would have some brain to think that all turbo cars gain alot of horsepower from raising the boost and chips and exhaust.