Quaz

Wait you do know you have to leave at least one of those gauge openings blank? Just nothing in it. That way you save weight too. Good for an EXTRA 10hp.

Gerry

Ya, ist es das SHHNNOORCLE!!!!!

ErnestSw

DAS IST NICHT EINE SCHNOORCLE, DAS IST EINE SHCOOPE!!!!
DUMKOPF!!

Doug Hillary

Hey Mate, how ya goin?
is there a version suitable for use here in OZ?
It would need to be a bit lower to avoid contact with Kangaroos when they jump over our cars at dusk and dawn and doing 300 mph out "in the bush"
Will red ones go faster too ??

Our Ricers here and in NZ all use the same gear as your blokes - the neon lights under the car are a real go'er. And the poorly adjusted blue fog lights that are always on

Here, we get lots of Toyota Soarers, hot Nissans and Lexus V8 Coupes' - used cars ex Japan. Some even have turbocharged bootlids and mirrors, and some have GPS road maps for central Tokyo. Great in Sydney. Now you know how we train out Cab drivers

Remember : "nachdem man einen Porsche gefahren hat, ist jeder anderes Autos scheisse!"

Help please Nicole - my spelling is wrong I'm sure !

Regards

Nicole

Not bad! The correct way for making a statement with a such low class ending would be:

"Nachdem man einen Porsche gefahren hat, ist jedes andere Auto scheisse!"

Ernest: With your latest modification you are now officially entitled to wear your cap backwards! Just pull those pants up a little, would ya? (Of course, you could buy them in the right size to begin with)

DoubleNutz

That would be- "kore wa baka daiyo!"

ErnestSw

Doug,
G'day mate. No reason you can't mount a set of 'roo bars on the scoop. I think they'd fit nicely in front of the instruments aforementioned in this treatise on HP enhancement.
As for the "Turbo Boot Covers and Purple Neon Lights", as Scottie said to the Captain, "She'll never hold Captain, she'll never hold!!"

Nicole,
If I bought pants the right size, where would I put all the enormous "equipment"?

Gregg K

Thanks for the laugh Ernest. I REALLY needed it today.
Blood pressure!!!! Hahaha.
Just what is it that makes you do things like that? Whatever it is, keep doing it.

Nicole

Ernest: Thanks for enlightening me! I had no idea it's the "Equipment" that keeps those pants on. I'm so grateful to be your fellow 928 owner and Rennlist Member - otherwise I would have never found out!!!

Jadz928

all i have to say is...