How do you like my new hood scoop??
07-23-2003, 12:24 PM
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Aw shucks, Ernest, everybody knows that's a periscope!
All the magazines and Porsche engineering agree that a periscope is only worth, like 2 or 3 horsepower. Tops!
All the magazines and Porsche engineering agree that a periscope is only worth, like 2 or 3 horsepower. Tops!
07-23-2003, 12:31 PM
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Simon,
I'm surprised that a person of your stature doesn't recognize a gen-yoo-ine hood scoop when he sees one.
EVERYONE knows that the periscope goes on the roof.
I'm surprised that a person of your stature doesn't recognize a gen-yoo-ine hood scoop when he sees one.
EVERYONE knows that the periscope goes on the roof.
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07-23-2003, 12:41 PM
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Ernest.......
You are bored, huh?
Why not empty out the headlight housings and duct the bottoms right into the intakes. That way when you need a little ram air, you just flip up the headlights? course this will limit night driving........
You are bored, huh?
Why not empty out the headlight housings and duct the bottoms right into the intakes. That way when you need a little ram air, you just flip up the headlights? course this will limit night driving........
07-23-2003, 01:02 PM
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Re: How do you like my new hood scoop??
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Whaddaya think, 10 added HP?
Whaddaya think, 10 added HP?
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07-23-2003, 01:09 PM
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Nicole,
I know I have lots of class, it's all low!
Lemme see,
Add the Tornado, Jap sticker, yellow paint, K&N, carry the three, divide by 9.........
HOLY COW, BATMAN, the bottom end won't take it!!
I'll have to go the whole way!!
Yes!
The racing stripe AND the coffee can muffler.
I know I have lots of class, it's all low!
Lemme see,
Add the Tornado, Jap sticker, yellow paint, K&N, carry the three, divide by 9.........
HOLY COW, BATMAN, the bottom end won't take it!!
I'll have to go the whole way!!
Yes!
The racing stripe AND the coffee can muffler.
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07-23-2003, 01:22 PM
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Yeah, I'm told that a coffee can tip will allow the bottom end of a Honda sewing machine to handle 750hp! Plus a Japanese slogan..."Baka desu"....
That's gotta be good for at least 1khp in the Porsche.
That's gotta be good for at least 1khp in the Porsche.
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GREAT idea Beth. I was thinking about a row of gauges: Oil pressure, fuel pressure, coolant temp, tire pressure, blood pressure, cholesterol, and standing stool velocity.
(The standing stool velocity and serum porcelain are important indicators of driver competence).
(The standing stool velocity and serum porcelain are important indicators of driver competence).
And of course you'd become a chick magnet when you're in the car!!!!