Porsche joke...
06-12-2012, 11:19 AM
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Three Wheelin'
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Porsche joke...
A trailer trash looking blonde pulled up next to me at a light and asked:
" whats the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?"
She replies, "With the porcupine , the ****** are on the OUTSIDE". And she laughed......
So, I caught her at the next light and asked her:
" OK, whats the difference between a Porsche and a blonde?"
A: NOT MANY GUYS HAVE BEEN IN A PORSCHE.....and i laughed..AND left her in the dust.
" whats the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?"
She replies, "With the porcupine , the ****** are on the OUTSIDE". And she laughed......
So, I caught her at the next light and asked her:
" OK, whats the difference between a Porsche and a blonde?"
A: NOT MANY GUYS HAVE BEEN IN A PORSCHE.....and i laughed..AND left her in the dust.
06-12-2012, 02:16 PM
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A trailer trash looking blonde pulled up next to me at a light and asked:
" whats the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?"
She replies, "With the porcupine , the ****** are on the OUTSIDE". And she laughed......
So, I caught her at the next light and asked her:
" OK, whats the difference between a Porsche and a blonde?"
A: NOT MANY GUYS HAVE BEEN IN A PORSCHE.....and i laughed..AND left her in the dust.
" whats the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?"
She replies, "With the porcupine , the ****** are on the OUTSIDE". And she laughed......
So, I caught her at the next light and asked her:
" OK, whats the difference between a Porsche and a blonde?"
A: NOT MANY GUYS HAVE BEEN IN A PORSCHE.....and i laughed..AND left her in the dust.
06-12-2012, 04:01 PM
#6
Three Wheelin'
A trailer trash looking blonde pulled up next to me at a light and asked:
" whats the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?"
She replies, "With the porcupine , the ****** are on the OUTSIDE". And she laughed......
So, I caught her at the next light and asked her:
" OK, whats the difference between a Porsche and a blonde?"
A: NOT MANY GUYS HAVE BEEN IN A PORSCHE.....and i laughed..AND left her in the dust.
" whats the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?"
She replies, "With the porcupine , the ****** are on the OUTSIDE". And she laughed......
So, I caught her at the next light and asked her:
" OK, whats the difference between a Porsche and a blonde?"
A: NOT MANY GUYS HAVE BEEN IN A PORSCHE.....and i laughed..AND left her in the dust.
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06-12-2012, 04:43 PM
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Hey now, Fox.0's are fast!! Can't handle worth **** until the owners sinks at least 5K into trying to make an inherently ****ty suspension design work well... But they're straight line fast, and in America/Canada, that's all that matters right? Lol trolling you.
06-12-2012, 04:52 PM
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Hey now, Fox.0's are fast!! Can't handle worth **** until the owners sinks at least 5K into trying to make an inherently ****ty suspension design work well... But they're straight line fast, and in America/Canada, that's all that matters right? Lol trolling you.
06-12-2012, 05:54 PM
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blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and peeling the shells on the candies. Therefore, she needed a new job to support herself. After going around town asking if anyone needed work done, she found a man who needed a painter.
"I'm here for the paint job," she said.
"Alright," said the man. "Here is the paint and your brush. I want you to paint my porch behind the house."
The blonde immediately went to work painting. Within an hour, she was done and decided to put on a second coating.
After she finished, she returned to the man for her pay. She said with satisfaction, "I not only completed the job, but I even put on two coats of paint! By the way, that isn't a porsche out back. It's a new BMW.
Sorry couldn't restrain myself from posting another one..
"I'm here for the paint job," she said.
"Alright," said the man. "Here is the paint and your brush. I want you to paint my porch behind the house."
The blonde immediately went to work painting. Within an hour, she was done and decided to put on a second coating.
After she finished, she returned to the man for her pay. She said with satisfaction, "I not only completed the job, but I even put on two coats of paint! By the way, that isn't a porsche out back. It's a new BMW.
Sorry couldn't restrain myself from posting another one..
10-04-2018, 03:39 PM
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It's not mine so don't blame me. I'm just the messenger who bought the wrong car at the right time. This one is from the UK:
Q: "Why are most 928's auto shifters and not manuals?"
A: "Because they cost an arm and a leg to maintain"
I am trying to laugh right now but it didn't work.
Q: "Why are most 928's auto shifters and not manuals?"
A: "Because they cost an arm and a leg to maintain"
I am trying to laugh right now but it didn't work.
