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Old 06-12-2012, 12:19 PM
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A trailer trash looking blonde pulled up next to me at a light and asked:

" whats the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?"

She replies, "With the porcupine , the ****** are on the OUTSIDE". And she laughed......

So, I caught her at the next light and asked her:

" OK, whats the difference between a Porsche and a blonde?"

A: NOT MANY GUYS HAVE BEEN IN A PORSCHE.....and i laughed..AND left her in the dust.
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Old 06-12-2012, 03:10 PM
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LOL
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Old 06-12-2012, 03:16 PM
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Originally Posted by finally! View Post
A trailer trash looking blonde pulled up next to me at a light and asked:

" whats the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?"

She replies, "With the porcupine , the ****** are on the OUTSIDE". And she laughed......

So, I caught her at the next light and asked her:

" OK, whats the difference between a Porsche and a blonde?"

A: NOT MANY GUYS HAVE BEEN IN A PORSCHE.....and i laughed..AND left her in the dust.
Yes, but to have proper impact it needs to be ..... IN THE PORSCHE ..... as that would imply "many guys in a single blonde".
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Old 06-12-2012, 04:44 PM
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Bravo... well played sir.
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Old 06-12-2012, 05:01 PM
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Originally Posted by finally! View Post
A trailer trash looking blonde pulled up next to me at a light and asked:

" whats the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?"

She replies, "With the porcupine , the ****** are on the OUTSIDE". And she laughed......

So, I caught her at the next light and asked her:

" OK, whats the difference between a Porsche and a blonde?"

A: NOT MANY GUYS HAVE BEEN IN A PORSCHE.....and i laughed..AND left her in the dust.
Was she driving a V6 Mustang?
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Old 06-12-2012, 05:16 PM
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I've been on this forum long enough to know if you were driving something other than a 928, she might be closer to being right....
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Old 06-12-2012, 05:39 PM
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Originally Posted by 17prospective buyer View Post
Was she driving a V6 Mustang?
My money is on a fox-body mustang. I still don't get that one.
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Hey now, Fox.0's are fast!! Can't handle worth **** until the owners sinks at least 5K into trying to make an inherently ****ty suspension design work well... But they're straight line fast, and in America/Canada, that's all that matters right? Lol trolling you.
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Old 06-12-2012, 05:52 PM
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Originally Posted by 17prospective buyer View Post
Hey now, Fox.0's are fast!! Can't handle worth **** until the owners sinks at least 5K into trying to make an inherently ****ty suspension design work well... But they're straight line fast, and in America/Canada, that's all that matters right? Lol trolling you.
Hahaha...LOL. Thanks for the troll! You may now go back in hiding for the next victim
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Old 06-12-2012, 06:45 PM
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Originally Posted by renaissance.man View Post
Bravo... well played sir.
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blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and peeling the shells on the candies. Therefore, she needed a new job to support herself. After going around town asking if anyone needed work done, she found a man who needed a painter.

"I'm here for the paint job," she said.

"Alright," said the man. "Here is the paint and your brush. I want you to paint my porch behind the house."

The blonde immediately went to work painting. Within an hour, she was done and decided to put on a second coating.

After she finished, she returned to the man for her pay. She said with satisfaction, "I not only completed the job, but I even put on two coats of paint! By the way, that isn't a porsche out back. It's a new BMW.


Sorry couldn't restrain myself from posting another one..
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It's not mine so don't blame me. I'm just the messenger who bought the wrong car at the right time. This one is from the UK:

Q: "Why are most 928's auto shifters and not manuals?"
A: "Because they cost an arm and a leg to maintain"

I am trying to laugh right now but it didn't work.
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