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Porsche joke...
A trailer trash looking blonde pulled up next to me at a light and asked:
" whats the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?" She replies, "With the porcupine , the pricks are on the OUTSIDE". And she laughed...... So, I caught her at the next light and asked her: " OK, whats the difference between a Porsche and a blonde?" A: NOT MANY GUYS HAVE BEEN IN A PORSCHE.....and i laughed..AND left her in the dust. |
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LOL
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Originally Posted by finally!
(Post 9605308)
A trailer trash looking blonde pulled up next to me at a light and asked:
" whats the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?" She replies, "With the porcupine , the pricks are on the OUTSIDE". And she laughed...... So, I caught her at the next light and asked her: " OK, whats the difference between a Porsche and a blonde?" A: NOT MANY GUYS HAVE BEEN IN A PORSCHE.....and i laughed..AND left her in the dust. |
Bravo... well played sir.
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Originally Posted by finally!
(Post 9605308)
A trailer trash looking blonde pulled up next to me at a light and asked:
" whats the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?" She replies, "With the porcupine , the pricks are on the OUTSIDE". And she laughed...... So, I caught her at the next light and asked her: " OK, whats the difference between a Porsche and a blonde?" A: NOT MANY GUYS HAVE BEEN IN A PORSCHE.....and i laughed..AND left her in the dust. |
I've been on this forum long enough to know if you were driving something other than a 928, she might be closer to being right.... :icon107: :)
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Originally Posted by 17prospective buyer
(Post 9605942)
Was she driving a V6 Mustang?
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Hey now, Fox.0's are fast!! Can't handle worth **** until the owners sinks at least 5K into trying to make an inherently ****ty suspension design work well... But they're straight line fast, and in America/Canada, that's all that matters right? Lol trolling you.
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Originally Posted by 17prospective buyer
(Post 9606024)
Hey now, Fox.0's are fast!! Can't handle worth **** until the owners sinks at least 5K into trying to make an inherently ****ty suspension design work well... But they're straight line fast, and in America/Canada, that's all that matters right? Lol trolling you.
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Originally Posted by renaissance.man
(Post 9605902)
Bravo... well played sir.
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blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and peeling the shells on the candies. Therefore, she needed a new job to support herself. After going around town asking if anyone needed work done, she found a man who needed a painter.
"I'm here for the paint job," she said. "Alright," said the man. "Here is the paint and your brush. I want you to paint my porch behind the house." The blonde immediately went to work painting. Within an hour, she was done and decided to put on a second coating. After she finished, she returned to the man for her pay. She said with satisfaction, "I not only completed the job, but I even put on two coats of paint! By the way, that isn't a porsche out back. It's a new BMW. Sorry couldn't restrain myself from posting another one.. |
It's not mine so don't blame me. I'm just the messenger who bought the wrong car at the right time. This one is from the UK:
Q: "Why are most 928's auto shifters and not manuals?" A: "Because they cost an arm and a leg to maintain" I am trying to laugh right now but it didn't work. |
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