928 Porn Starring Doc Brown in: "My Hose Love You Long Time"
03-26-2010, 07:36 PM
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928 **** Starring Doc Brown in: "My Hose Love You Long Time"
As part of my refresh of the 90 Zyclamrot S4 I recently became caretaker of I had Doc Brown replace some of the fuel lines, trans lines, etc. Conversation went sort of like this...
Que background music - chicka chicka boom boom.... chicka chicka boom boom.... chicka chicka boom boom....
Dan - "Doc, I've got a problem with my hose. It's worn out and leaks all the time."
Doc Brown - "Ohhhh do I have a strong hose for you!"
Dan - "Really?"
Doc Brown - "You bet! My hose is so strong and long lasting it will be giving good service long after you are gone."
Dan - "Are there alternatives? Sounds expensive."
Doc Brown - "Listen, once you have my strong long lasting hose you'll never have need for another."
Dan - "Is it worth the money, I mean you don't do it for free do you?"
Doc Brown - "Just ask Rob Edwards he gladly keeps coming back for more."
Que slightly different background music: chicka chicka wa wa boom boom.... chicka chicka wa wa boom boom.... chicka chicka wa wa boom boom.....
Pic 1 - Edwards' Misc Houses
Pic 2 - Edwards' Custom PSD
Pic 3 - 044 Fuel Pump Inlet and Outlet Hoses
Pic 4 - 044 Fuel Pump Suction Hose
Pic 5 - Fuel Pressure Hose From Pump to Chassis
Pic 6 - Fuel Pressure Hose to Pump
Pic 7 - PSD Custom Hose
Pic 8 - 1990 Zyclamrot Metallic S4
Que background music - chicka chicka boom boom.... chicka chicka boom boom.... chicka chicka boom boom....
Dan - "Doc, I've got a problem with my hose. It's worn out and leaks all the time."
Doc Brown - "Ohhhh do I have a strong hose for you!"
Dan - "Really?"
Doc Brown - "You bet! My hose is so strong and long lasting it will be giving good service long after you are gone."
Dan - "Are there alternatives? Sounds expensive."
Doc Brown - "Listen, once you have my strong long lasting hose you'll never have need for another."
Dan - "Is it worth the money, I mean you don't do it for free do you?"
Doc Brown - "Just ask Rob Edwards he gladly keeps coming back for more."
Que slightly different background music: chicka chicka wa wa boom boom.... chicka chicka wa wa boom boom.... chicka chicka wa wa boom boom.....
Pic 1 - Edwards' Misc Houses
Pic 2 - Edwards' Custom PSD
Pic 3 - 044 Fuel Pump Inlet and Outlet Hoses
Pic 4 - 044 Fuel Pump Suction Hose
Pic 5 - Fuel Pressure Hose From Pump to Chassis
Pic 6 - Fuel Pressure Hose to Pump
Pic 7 - PSD Custom Hose
Pic 8 - 1990 Zyclamrot Metallic S4
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03-26-2010, 07:39 PM
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Great, I send you pics and now I'm starring in a Sharxploitation flick. Nice. 
03-26-2010, 07:44 PM
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03-26-2010, 07:58 PM
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Hey Mike, That be the hose clamp on my car. I suspect Greg had to use that as the stock clamp was only big enough to fit around the smaller stock fuel pump.
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03-26-2010, 08:06 PM
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I heard a story like this before:
This guy came into the Doctor's office and asked if the Doctor had anything that he could take to make his "hose" longer. The Doctor said he thought he did and gave the guy a small vile of pills that he should take one a day for two weeks and come back to see what his progress was. The guy came back in two weeks m but had no increase in his "Hose" length. The Doctor sail well lets double the dosage for another two weeks. The guy came back with the same lack of results. Then the Doctor handed him the whole large bottle of the same pills and said here, take the whole damn bottle and if that doesn't work then I can't help you.
Some months later another guy came into the same Doctor's office and asked the doctor if he had had any experience getting soneone's "Hose" to grow longer to which the Doctor said "yes he had." "The last I saw of that fellow was that they had put his picture on the front of the telephone book!!!!"
Now we will see how few of you are old enough and remember enough to understand this story.
Jerry Feather
This guy came into the Doctor's office and asked if the Doctor had anything that he could take to make his "hose" longer. The Doctor said he thought he did and gave the guy a small vile of pills that he should take one a day for two weeks and come back to see what his progress was. The guy came back in two weeks m but had no increase in his "Hose" length. The Doctor sail well lets double the dosage for another two weeks. The guy came back with the same lack of results. Then the Doctor handed him the whole large bottle of the same pills and said here, take the whole damn bottle and if that doesn't work then I can't help you.
Some months later another guy came into the same Doctor's office and asked the doctor if he had had any experience getting soneone's "Hose" to grow longer to which the Doctor said "yes he had." "The last I saw of that fellow was that they had put his picture on the front of the telephone book!!!!"
Now we will see how few of you are old enough and remember enough to understand this story.
Jerry Feather
03-26-2010, 09:12 PM
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Nice hose job.
A hint put some anti seize on the thread connections so they can be removed in 20 years.
nice job caretaker
A hint put some anti seize on the thread connections so they can be removed in 20 years.
nice job caretaker
03-26-2010, 09:13 PM
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Dan don't let your wife see that you let other guys play with your hoses. 
Seriously, there are some really cool upgrades going on lately.
Seriously, there are some really cool upgrades going on lately.
03-26-2010, 09:26 PM
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Wait till you see Greg's next trick up his sleeve. 