Leslie 928 S2

My apologies in advance to your GF, but I'm a woman and I agree that the headlights are definitely the eyes. Macreel has it right, the windshield is the forehead! It holds the brains of the operation inside!! (Uhhh...that would be the driver. Tee hee! )

heinrich

If I were you I'd not argue with her. Her point of view makes the lights the breasts.

Leslie 928 S2

But Heinrich, how does that work on those "male" cars like Godzilla? Are you saying they have breasts too? LOL.

heinrich

Well, Godzilla has eyes there Leslie, but on a female car those are definitey breasts ... nipples on them even

Leslie 928 S2

Nipples, huh? What, those little bumps on the headlight glass?
So what represents Godzilla's....uh....ahem....the exhaust pipe?

macreel

The ahem would be the retractable car aerial,
except G'z'a doesn't have one. :P

Leslie 928 S2

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Originally Posted by macreel

The ahem would be the retractable car aerial,
except G'z'a doesn't have one. :P

Uh oh, Heinrich, methinks Godzilla's good name is being besmirched!!

SharkSkin

Well, I asked my car about this recently and the answer I got was "Torque Tube". I refrained from asking the next obvious question -- "Why do you have your torque tube stuck in a tranny?" -- Don't ask, don't tell.

Panzer9

Leslie- OR you could just refer to them as "The Twins"...

heinrich

Five litres of mass airflow, fuel injected pure, raw thunder .... each piston pounds over and over and over as 32 massive valves gulp more and more oxygen, mercilessly erupting with fiery explosions of earth-shattering masculine testosterone, roaring fear into the hearts of lesser vehicles who cower and move quickly to the side of the road ahead, their tails in the air, readying themselves for what is about to be done to them by Porsche's biggest-displacement, loudest, most powerful model.

<phew> .... masculine.

Leslie 928 S2

Panzer9 --

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Originally Posted by heinrich

Five litres of mass airflow, fuel injected pure, raw thunder .... each piston pounds over and over and over as 32 massive valves gulp more and more oxygen, mercilessly erupting with fiery explosions of earth-shattering masculine testosterone, roaring fear into the hearts of lesser vehicles who cower and move quickly to the side of the road ahead, their tails in the air, readying themselves for what is about to be done to them by Porsche's biggest-displacement, loudest, most powerful model.

<phew> .... masculine.

OMG...I'm breathless!! <pant pant pant>

Where is this masculinely mechanical paragon of virtue?
I...must....hear....more!!!!! Tell me more! Tell me more!!

heinrich

lol whatever

V2Rocket

Heinrich, I thought Porsche's biggest displacement, most powerful car had 40 valves?



And, according to the last Godzilla movie to come out, big G was a hermaphrodite.

heinrich

Since the Carrera GT is a 5-liter, I guess you can call them BOTH the biggest displacement Porsche ever built. As to Godzilla's sex ....

heinrich

Now before some sticklers for detail come kick me around ... I'm sure there are racing versions or prototypes with greater displacement. That wasn't the point