docmirror

Okay, so this idea is a gratuitious theft from the AOPA forum. We had a bunch of fun over there. Being the holidays and all, I thought the brainiacs on this forum would be good at limericks. Luckily, the 'nine two eight' moniker has lots to rhyme with. Not so, Porsche or shark.

Out driving my nine two eight,
got passed by a kid in a crate.
I mashed on the pedal
right to the metal
now I'm sitting behind iron gates.

some people call it a shark,
it get's stares whenever I park.
if you mess with my car,
you'll be sporting a scar
It's nothing like my old Stude' Lark.

Let 'er rip.

Doc

macreel

I love driving my shark,
From early morn to late dark.
It's always a whirl,
As the wheel I twirl,
and no fuzz abuzz when I park.


Ok, docmirror.


G'luck all.

Mike Frye

OK, I'll play...


I've wanted to own one for years
So badly it moved me to tears
Then one day on a lark
I bought my first shark
but I seldom can use all the gears!

Leslie 928 S2

LOL...good one, Mike!
Neat idea, Doc...wish I were more creative!
Leslie

docmirror

Cmon, no one will laugh(much). Give it a go!

Do chicks dig the nine 2 eight?
I'm married, so I can't relate
my kids think it's cool
when I drop them at school
an effing Mazda RX, it ain't!

Doc

macreel

Hey, this is fun...

Once was a lassie in a shark,
she promised me a ride after dark.
Imagine my chagrin,
When behind me I looked,
A car, no back seat was in.

If you've seen the news, Seattle is paralyzed by 1" of snow:

Cooking breakfast before I ate,
I pondered on my 9-2-8.
With snow on the ground,
no em and ess treads on me rims,
however shall I get around?

sprio

Here's mine:

With each moment I anticipate
Driving home in my new nine two eight
my ears start to long
for the RMB's song
That the BWAAAHHH pedal can generate.

aggravation

Picked up by a girl in a sweet 9 2 8
The car was hot but she was way overweight
Yet I figured I would survive
Once she said I could drive
I'm easy to hook with the right bait!

aggravation

Told my new girl I'd pick her up in a 9 2 8
She said "OK but don't you dare be late!"
I guess she was concerned cause her last guy was a wiener
But what did she expect from a guy in a Beemer?
Soon she'll be doing it in a Porsche, ain't life great!

macreel

Scribblin' about my 9-2-8,
Pulitzer I know it ain't.
"At first it might be hard"
said Doc, "but give it a go."
So we'll all be 928's Porsche bard.


My 928 is a dream.
Of the crop, it's the cream.
People call it exotic,
Some say it's erotic.
To me, I agree, it steams.

aggravation

Told the cop I was just trying to pass
that my foot got stuck on the gas
He said he understood my plight
but the ticket he's still going to write
I said "Fine, then shove it neatly up your ***!"

So now I'm stuck here in jail
Cop said he'd take the Shark for my bail
I laughed in his face
Told him "Get off my case!!
Or when I get out of here I'll be whipping your tail"

aggravation

(Ok I have to quit now)

Stopped my Shark 9-2-8 at the light
Ricer pulls up, looks just a fright
The kid's reving his fart can
looking over like he's the man
I goose the catless RMB and his face turns ghost white

macreel

That smokie took a'gra'tion's shark.
He wondered about the speedo top mark.
He floored it, he rode it,
His Mace can exhausted, his bullets exploded,
that County dick, to home, he did limp.

RicerSchnitzzle

There once was a man from ..
no wait you already know that one.

9-2-8,9-2-8, how fast do you go?
9-2-8,9-2-8, why make me so po?
my wallets a fire,
bank's in the mire,
they'll take the house 'for the 9-2-8 will go..

I got the ryhming scheme correct however with out a complete set of manuals and lacking a good timing gun..I couldn't seem to get the meter right.

docmirror

He loaned his car to a gurl.
She said she'd give it a whirl
she busted the nose,
now he's real hosed
when he saw it he just had to hurl.