y33trekker

My friends always say go nine one one,
So much so I feel slated for slaughter,
If they prefer air,
I really don't care,
As for me though, I'll have mine with water.

AO

Vacuum leaks can really suck
You try to find them with no luck
You give a howl
Toss in the towel
Walk away muttering, "Ahh Pluck!"


Oh **** my LH is dead!
It's something we all dread
You break it to the spouse
sitting in the house
Hoping she'll give you head.


Tired of Turkey stew?
Do you want something new?
Call DR
He' not very far
And you, too can get screw(ed)

Leslie 928 S2

My husband gave me a five speed nine two eight,
He said he hoped I'd stop serving dinner late.
What he didn't consider,
When he gave me the skidder,
Was how fast I could escape to the next state!

As far and as fast as I can run from that stove!! LOL.
Leslie

docmirror

Sexy Sadie went out for a ride
a 9-2-8 pulled up along side.
She flashed him the goods
took her out through the woods
for a while, they played slip and slide!

AO

When the car presents me with a twist
ultimately making me pissed
I crack a brew
sit down for a few
and log on to rennlist!

AO

There once was a virgin from Green Bay
His name was Hacker, let's say
He bought a 9-2-8
and sealed his fate
and remains a virgin today!

macreel

Once a shark owner named Andy,
Who, they say, was 24 hour randy.
For sweets he strove,
his shark he drove,
And never came up with any candy.

freezzz

To own one of these is like, 'dude!
It will eat a C6 like it's food
It's detailed to the letter
Now what could be better
Than having this baby twin screwed

Mike Frye

My friend Al was a regular guy
till one day a nice shark he did buy
He got him a red one
he thought he'd have bed fun
but instead all his money ran dry



My car will one day be my fall
at every light I hear the call
to let the car go
and put on a show
and sometimes I do a 'Bill Ball'

bigs

There once was a maiden named Sally
Took her 928 to a rallye
She liked to drive fast
But did so half-assed
And ended up down in the valley

bigs

A shark may be lost on the hicks
But it certainly picks up the chicks!
It's absolute heaven,
While a 997
Appeals to the smallest of dicks

Just kidding 997 guys!!!




sorta...

AO

My GT is red and fast
It shows I have a big mast
If you want a ride
Just hop inside
You're sure to have a blast!

auzivision

There is a site know as Rennlist
visit when you don’t get the gist
all the answers are here
please mention what year
and don’t flame Randy, you’ll be dist!

freezzz

Crusing along in 3rd gear
a sweet 9 twenty eight will apper
to onlookers delight
what's a prettier sight
the sharp front or the very fat rear

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I've had my P-car for 3 years
and have put in it blood sweat and tears
ain't been made for a while
but they still are in style
cause they're hotter than Brittany Spears

macreel

Susan, Marc, DR and Jeannie,
Mark, Tom and Jim B., all the Big 3.
But for their commercial pluck,
We'd all be out of luck,
Stuck driving 'stangs, 'vettes or rice-ees.

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Keep this in mind, I insist,
when touring you need an assist.
Heed our sober advice,
for spinouts on ice,
you'll reach for that golden Road Help List.

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Our sharks are made polychrome,
not chosen to match our home.
They're built to be driven,
to add high points to livin',
Our 1st choice to jump in and roam.

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Among us happy shark-o-philers,
we find Jim, Roger and Rixter.
Aspire to each stable,
if you are able,
No doubt they're livin' is brisker.