sty3x

I have the 9-2-8 that generates the hate
,but they have to understand that if you drive
a 9-4-4 the girl is already gone. Cause I arrived
first and and took all the hoes

bronto

17 syllables total, 5 then 7 then 5.

I have no talent for poetry or I'd give it a shot. But limericks are too crass for the refinement of 928's. Haiku has an elegance appropriate for these cars. I googled "porsche haiku" and found:

muscles taut
reveal pearly whites
permagrin

and

how quick the needle
falls at high revolutions
need more go-go juice

I think the first one breaks the rules, but you still get the point.

bronto

How about this one:

new clay wax gleaming
ripe mulberries plop on hood
predictable entropy

bronto

There's a whole bunch more starting here:
http://www.cartalk.com/content/featu...u/haiku20.html

including:

Just one more exit
Gas prices will be lower
Cheapskate starts walking

and

Purr goes the engine.
Gran's Studebaker revs up.
Cat fur flies like snow

darkside

Okay I'll give it a go.

On my birthday she bought me a shark

For 2 years it never left park

Now the townfolk live in fear

Of the sound that they hear

When Bertha fires up after dark

darkside

oh this one is funny

Some people just don't get the draw
A V-8 in a porsche is just raw
When your foot hits the pedal
It's like cranking "Heavy Metal"
The only lyrics are one word BWAAAAAAH

Ha Ha I could do this all day. better get to work though.

auzivision

There once was a lady, Ilene,
Who lived on distilled kerosene,
But she started absorbin'
A new hydrocarbon
and since then she'd never benzene

Happy St. Patty's Day!

docmirror

928s a car sublime
makes grown men attempt to rhyme
with a turn of the key
they'll exclaim with glee
'been waiting for this a long time!'

Holy thread resurrection Batman!