Normy

Here's one for you:

Threads like this are surely alive;

-But wouldn't be more fun to go out for a drive?

N!

macreel

Of course, you are right, Norm-ee
But now roads are deep in kim-schnee.
The ice can be a blast,
It surely was in the past,
When I was driving a non-shark junk-ee.

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Snow's gone, sunlight is here,
I see the roads not so severe.
Normy's on the ball,
Shark's in the stall,
Soon as phone work's done, I'm outa here.

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Good news about Roger & Ed...

Roger and Ed's Excellent OB adventure,
across dry lands sans verdure.
Sun horizons galore,
oh for roads more,
to challenge the right foot feature.

Leslie 928 S2

I love my Nine Two Eight,
But it always makes me late,
Not because it's not fast,
But because I want my trip to last,
And it's way cooler than my old crate!

Let's revive this golden oldie. This was fun!

iscancats

In '78 did the Shark first appear,
And I finished high school that year,
I've long awaited this day,
even bid on eBay,
But I've bought my first shark from Cold Beer.

SeanR

Bravo everyone.

sidehatch

Rolling down the street, smokin my tires, driven my 928, laid back, with my mind on my mechanic, and money on his mind,,,,,,,,,,, later on that day, i had some smoke pouring out off the engine bay so check it then the engine light,,,,,,,,and 2 bad reeeeelays,,,, so i had to the gang together for some tangeri, then i ,turned the crank to hear a squel ,,so i said is this for real? dreaming of the day when the car gets tight,so i can race you bastards to get my delight.

Chuck Schreiber

Ridin home in the 9-2-8,
Bitch was mad cause I was runnin late.
I walked in the door,
We hit the floor.
9 months later is was kid number 8!

iscancats

An actress named Rebecca De Mornay,
was in a movie, the plot was quite corny,
The business was Risky,
Tom Cruise was right frisky,
And the thought of her still makes me horny.

iscancats

Tom Cruise knew his dad would be pissed,
The shark drowned whilst a hooker he kissed,
Tho she's too hot to handle,
She can't hold a candle,
To the calendar WOMEN OF RENNLIST.

iscancats

A nine two eight owner named Daniel,
Took a drive with his pet Cocker spaniel,
While gas Daniel did pump,
His dog took a dump,
Stained leather?

Leslie 928 S2

Quote:

Originally Posted by iscancats

Tom Cruise knew his dad would be pissed,
The shark drowned whilst a hooker he kissed,
Tho she's too hot to handle,
She can't hold a candle,
To the calendar WOMEN OF RENNLIST.

Awwwww!

bronto

Let's raise the bar a bit... can anybody come up with some haiku?

Leslie 928 S2

Dude, I barely know what haiku is! Like 17 syllables and a couple other rules, right?

928ntslow

I live with a kind of a sickness
to spend so much cash it's ambiguous
It's all for a car
that's well above par
Would you think i am simply ridiculous

iscancats

It's been suggested we all write haiku,
How to do it I haven't a clue,
It's too much like GAY-ness,
Stay AWAY from my Anus,
Cause I do prefer girls, dont' you?