docmirror

My Porshce goes way too fast,
but driving it's really a blast.
big red's are a must,
but I hate the brake dust
and the purchase of premium gas.

Vlocity

I love the sound of my ride
The neighbor children do hide
The whine of the blower
It's certainly a goer
If the speed limit I could only abide

HE HE

Ken

Vlocity

A young lady asked for a ride
She caustiously sat by my side
I buckled her in
and then with a grin
Drove off to a nice place to hide

macreel

Automotive magic's wrought in the Schwarzwald,
by the Z'hausen elves, as they are called.
Then one day in a bunch,
they all went to lunch.
And in snuck every gremlin electrical.

RicerSchnitzzle

For my Porsche I would Kill
to me, it's a perfect pill
it has all 5 speeds
but one's all it needs
as she looks sexiest just standing still.

Mike Frye

They sat down to draw up the best
a touring car with lots of zest
the looks were spot on
lots of speed and good fun
But the relay board was just a test.


The fastest and best looking car
the nine-twenty-eight is by far
with style and grace
and a really good pace
I just wish I could stop ripping up tar!

DG84S

A Porschefile in Nantucket
Bought a 928 in a bucket
He said,"Right after supper,
I'll start my new fixer-upper."
His wife said,"I hope you learn how to Rennlist!"

alex70

I bought my 928, then met my wife
I thought I was going to get on with my wonderful life
She was in the Navy
And I thought she would stay with me
But she had a baby that was not mine,
However I have my 928 and I am fine.
Looking forward to meeting the next wife to get on with this wonderful life.

bigs

The common one-syllable "Porsch"
Is not the right usage, of corsch
To leave off that "e"
Should cause you to be
Quite stricken with guilt and remorsch

animal8526

the highway was dark and hour late,
so i released my few ponies to gait,
but the needle turned fast,
and a trooper i passed,
and now I'm stuck paying the state.

maroonedlandshark

My Shark is an '83 S,
I'd like to think it's the best.
It's long, low and lean,
It,s growl is real mean,
And the thrill makes my shorts a real mess!

bigs

The powerful Porsche V8
Is awesome right out of the crate
For those who want more
Their choice of a blower
Is fodder for endless debate


A young lady out for a lark
Desired a "ride" in a shark
She took off her clothes
While something else rose
And ended up all night in <Park>

auzivision

There once was a car from Stuttgart
Designed like a fine work of art
With the engine afore
It had power galore
And flew down the road like a dart

Mike Frye

Kurt,
Good one, you beat me to the Stuttgart one, here it was:

There once were some men from Stuttgart
who built cars by hand, part-by-part
they learned on Carreras
but nothing's as fair as
the nine-twenty-eight. It's just art.

y33trekker

I've wanted a nine-twenty-eight,
Since I think it was when I was 8,
It's not that I'm old,
As I've yet to sprout mold,
But the search it starts now for' it's too late.