Big Dave

Yes, the first thing I bought for my rebuild was a new tensioner arm bolt. I needed it to be able to replace the bent one, re-align the timing and do a compression test.

Dozman

Once again your statement makes us laugh, WOW you are a funny guy! This is really funny.

Big Dave,

A simple question was answered with a simple answer, WE know this already. Not sure if you did read "OUR" (as in more than one person not limiting it to 2 people, maybe it may be 3 or more people) posts correctly, or maybe you are again being incorrect, please tell US grammatically what ‘WE’ actually means.

BTW… The humor you provide by contradicting yourself is awesome. Not sure if it is intentional or not. But thank you, this is almost as funny as any TV show WE have seen in years.

Big Dave, Not sure about defensive, but heck if you think We are defensive, that’s up to you. Your Judge and Jury. Please fine us.

WE are at a loss for words since you are confusing yourself so easily. Plural you understand and talk, then later you go to singular. I guess we need a grammar lesson. Please don’t be at a loss for words.

OUR reaction is not puzzling WE were just rolling with your humor. Not sure what your referring to, but We are sure you will point it out. WE probably won't read it for awhile, because WE would hate to take your thread off on a “bizarre” twist. Plus WE might wait for a few days so WE might stop laughing so hard. So if you do post, please be patient for any reply from us, due to OUR stomachs aching so hard from laughing due to the humor you provide.

Evidently you are confused about simple grammar. If it does not matter why do you take so much time to show it definitely does matter to you. It is so apparent something is wrong because you make so much effort to keep track of John, that or your just looking out for a good friend.
Apparently your curiousness did take your own thread off in a bizarre direction. A direction where The Twilight Zone comes in and out, and grammar is so easily confused by one.

Not sure why your thread went in a bizarre twist?

John has not wrote the things that your puzzled over, and you are so worried over John and his account that took the thread off topic as you so stated.

If you keep your worries and cares to yourself and not post them, You would not take your own threads into a bizarre directions. But, in the future if any other of your threads go off on another bizarre direction, WE would love to know, this way We can enjoy any humor that is provided.

We now understand the Twlight Zone that you love so much. The episode of The Good Friend Grammar Checker, (We are thinking of sending to Hollywood, to see if someone will make a film of it).

We are not being defensive, we are rolling with the simple humor you provide. Sorry if you do not enjoy humor as you appear to provide for many people. "We" loved your humor and are still laughing, when "we" need a chuckle we think of your humor.

Once again we as more than one , THANK YOU for your caring nature, and humor.

John is amazed you care so much, he asked for you to please send him a Christmas Card this year.

AO

WTF...
The Dozman I know is John D. Who's hijacking the account? Better change the signature to reflect who might be using it.

Now on the other hand, if John D. is having some personality issues (cookoo! cookoo!) let's all just cut him some slack. We all know how difficult it can be to manage one personality, let alone two. And if indeed it turns out that John does have multiple personalities, well then I think we all owe him an appology.

So which is it? 2 (or more) physical bodies using the same account, or 2 (or more) personalities trapped in the same host using the same account? Let us in on the secret. PLEASE!

(LOL!)

bergstsm

punctuation(laugh; )

punctuation(; WE)

run-on sentence

run-on sentence


missing comma(matter, why)
punctuation (to you?)

spelling (your --> possesive pronoun; you're --> contraction of you are)

grammar(has not written)
spelling (your --> possesive pronoun; you're --> contraction of you are)

capitalization(, you)

incorrect comma locations (But, in the future,)
run on sentence

spelling(Twilight)
sentence fragment(The Good Friend Grammar Checker, )
sentence fragment(We are thinking of sending it......)

sentence fragment

run-on sentence



"Your" grammar is nothing to be too proud of. "You are" in need of some grammar lessons.

heinrich

Let's go with the incredibly obvious, logical here ..... we're of course talking with Mrs Dozman.

Dozman

LOL

Andrew is it? HMMMMMM, Hijacking? No airplanes here.

I bet if John wants to let a certified mechanic, or a friend, a neighbor, or his girlfriend post on here it's perfectly legal. Unless Andrew wants to point out THAT maybe John is being held hostage. Andrew if you think this is the case please send help.

If John is not being held hostage and is ROTFLHAO due to the humor Big Dave, Andrew, and who ever bergstsm is Thank you for the proof read, but that was for Big Dave's humor. But we are glad Big Dave has good friends running to his rescue.

So to all the great comedy you'll provide for the Rennlist Board I think everyone now should watch: One flew Over The Cookoo's Nest.

No Apologies needed here. We as in true friends of John love U ALLS humor. It's great that so many people here love humor, DARN right funny we admit this.

We all love the humor one provides, even when one finds the main engine wiring harness stretcher. This is the wiring harness stretcher that doubles as car lift when removing an engine.

We do appreciate how butstrm pointed out the mistakes in our punctuation, because we didn't think Big Dave would catch it.

John realizes now that he won't be receiving Christmas Cards from some of you, but he really appreciates that some of you like him so much that U ALL took so much time out of your busy day to think this stuff up. Must of taken awhile for some of you.

We sent this off to The Blue Collar Comedy Tour, to see if they think it's as funny as we do. We're waiting for a reply.

As Bugs Bunny would say... That's All Folks