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I would hesitate, good sirs.
The siren song of free parts is hard to resist, but beware.
It reminds me of the time my wife found a really good deal at Global Foods... then we spent three months trying to destroy the imported Uzbekistani moths that took over the pantry. No thank you.
Everybody knows that Scheissco parts are worth the cost.
And they all come with a full money-back guarantee.
And for every penny you spend, you get twice the points with the Scheissco Preferred Customer Plan.
Sounds like a win-win to me.
But then again, I'm not a Formula E fan like some unmentionable member here on the 28 Forum.
Maybe you should contact Scheissco yourself and become a licensed distributor like me.
With my part-time Scheissco income I can retire early and take my wife fishing and golfing in a camper.
Just like an American, Dave. An American.
Let’s not lower ourselves by hiding behind the flag, Daniel.
Remember when you insinuated that I “didn’t really” find that giant petrified toe nail in my car? That didn’t go well did it.
If you must know, the timing of this promotion is questionable.
My primary concern is that each free Sheesco part that you are so carelessly peddling may contain a small piece of a Stonehenge monolith. I’m not going sit back and let you harm people like Seth, when Sheisco plays their music on Halloween.
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I have been instructed by IB to redact the above post, due to vendor protection rules.
Are you accusing me of becoming a Licensed Scheissco Representative just so that I can get car parts,
secretly desecrate them with a specific series of ancient arcane incantations,
and them send them along to helpless, unwary victims
(like Seth)
so that I can curse his car ?
Wrong. And just to prove what a nice guy I am, I'll send you some free Scheissco parts too.
Let’s not lower ourselves by hiding behind the flag, Daniel.
Remember when you insinuated that I “didn’t really” find that giant petrified toe nail in my car? That didn’t go well did it.
If you must know, the timing of this promotion is questionable.
My primary concern is that each free Sheesco part that you are so carelessly peddling may contain a small piece of a Stonehenge monolith. I’m not going sit back and let you harm people like Seth, when Sheisco plays their music on Halloween.
Edited.
I have been instructed by IB to redact the above post, due to vendor protection rules.
If you must know, Seth ordered a CPS Block Off Plate (tm) for The Red Witch....
Our engineers mine the uranium, and do all the machining in house.
That's the only way we can insure quality.
You wouldn't believe how long it takes to undo all the shoddy work by amateur shade tree CPS Plate "producers".
If you someday have the good sense to wantonly rip out your crank position sensor like Seth did, I could supply you with the same handcrafted part.
As a matter of fact, Scheissco offers the widest selection of custom block-off plates for the 928.
Piston block off plates, coolant block off plates, brake line block off plates, and the super-popular A/C block off plate.
We also have a gas filler nozzle block off plate so you never have to fill you gas tank again !
Think of it like a form of automotive constipation. If it's in there, Scheissco can block it up permanently.
This is really weird. Never heard of the company before, but now I hear about it on Rennlist, after encountering one of their delivery vehicles about to merge onto I-35 off I-435 last week. Didn't know what I was looking at at the time.
09-14-2019, 01:56 PM
SCHEISSCO: Free 928 Parts and Free Shipping . .
