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Old 02-11-2004, 11:07 PM
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I thought this was funny.

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A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage.

A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.."

She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.

He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."

If your not sure what a 710 is, click here.
http://rtccom.net/~mfjgolf/710.jpg

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Old 02-11-2004, 11:11 PM
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Old 02-11-2004, 11:47 PM
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I've got to go change my pants now!
Old 02-12-2004, 12:54 AM
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omfg, people like that shouldnt drive
Old 02-12-2004, 01:10 AM
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Boy, has this one been around the web....

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She was probably extremely hot. Because with that much missing from upstairs she needs something to get by.
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Chances are she could be talked into a pleasant pause for a "710 change"!
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I had a boss like this [says allot for me I know]. Unfortunately was a man, so no side benefits. Had to keep explaining what business we were in and how we made money....



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