*Michael.*

The kid spit on your car....do the only logical thing....find the car and take a huge dump on the hood.

Or get yourself a big gun like a Desert Eagle!

ERAU-944

lol ok disclaimer: don't pull a gun... especially not a fake one.

also, i'll second the hot carl on the hood idea... nice call michael.

-Michael-

Manning

No guns. But a nice steaming soft serve on the guys hood (or rubbed into his door handles) might make me chuckle.

incessant

...Funny, that's what I was thinking. I have one that I attached a laser sight too.


Manning.... I was joking.

The log on the hood is rather amusing though, I must say.

Russian Rocket

this thread made me remember one story from Mitsubishi 3000GT forums. A guy got his car keyed. SOmeone found out who did it and killed the person/his G/f. Later, the forum thread was used to put the killer in jail. Creepy stuff Realistically though if someone spit on my car i'd pull that kid out and gave him a coupla blows in non-mug area, i still don't understand why would anyone able to acquire a driving licence behave like this. Next thing you know some dizzlein H2 is gonna make a pancake outta me and my Miata.. fo shizzle
Vlad.

v944god

We're joking around here Manning. It's all in fun.

Some people on this board need help telling the difference between joking and seriousness.

Vlad, that seems like some creepy stuff. I can't believe a person would kill over a scratch on a car, but you can never tell what happens in the heat of the moment, eh.

Dmitry S.

Or you can get russian mobsters to take a crap on his hood. That way it's combining two great ideas into one!

bloodraven

lmfao!! The rape thing was funny, and I LOVE the fake gun thing, the wording was great...I agree with the smoothie on his hood though...priceless

Manning

Yeah, rape is really funny to joke about, especially when it happens to somebody close to you.

ERAU-944

manning: i'm with you on the rape thing... not funny. especially not when it happens to someone close

-Michael-

FSTPRSH

Ditto...beat a guy senseless for raping my friend. He told her he'd find her and do it again if she told anyone, but I guess that was an empty threat.

ERAU-944

had i the opportunity to, i'd have done the same thing... no matter what the cost. she wouldnt say anything

the worst month of my life ensued.

-Michael-

theedge

I dont think paintball pistols are too expensive...

A nice neon pink paintball to the forehead or a full load of neon pink ones all over his car should teach him a lesson.

EZRider

The world is filled with retards that should not be walking the streets much less drive. Perhaps, in my earlier years I might have been tempted with violence if a jerk spat at me. Today with what I know I'd contain and shrug it off. There's no way you will fight off every idiot in this world and keep your sanity. It takes a lot of strength to say no to a senseless challenge and walk away. Takes much more to be emotionally strong than physical. Next time a retard cuts you off or stares at you just turn up your FM and keep on trucking. If you don't you'll look just as silly as the instigator. Think about it.

kinda5150

i say go with the old school method--egg his car. smear it in really good. then take a dump on his hood. shove some in the tail pipe too (no pun intended), that way he has an everlasting memory.