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Old 10-22-2003, 09:08 PM
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Eyal, as long as you know what you're doing I think seeing you approach with bad intentions will scare the **** out of them anyway, usually does

Fishey, as far as i know there are tons of Ukrainians in Ohio. I'm Ukrainian to, but not by birth Columbus/Clevlad Russian Mob??? hehe, i don't know much but from what i hear those guys basically transport cars(stolen/salvage/chopped) to Europe, per container via Sea. Ford Exploder is a biggie. Also, russian mob is really big on car business everywhere, guess in Ohio people don't lock their cars TRust me, they're not real mob, back home they make billions compared to what they make here but brooklyn guys are growing strong, even after 13 of biggest "heads" were jailed back in 2000(out of 25 most dangerous NYC criminals).


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Old 10-22-2003, 09:11 PM
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I had a kid throw a cup of coffee at my 944 as he was taking off from a red light. It was the strangest thing, no words were exchanged, not even a glance. I guess it's just the green eyed monster. These 944's when in good shape look much more expensive then they really are.
Old 10-22-2003, 10:05 PM
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Yeah, my dad is in pretty tight with all the local cops, so if I have that much trouble finding them, I'll see if somebody can find a name for me. But yeah, envy, its funny. If he only realized his POS altima cost more than my car.
Old 10-22-2003, 10:15 PM
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Originally posted by SoCal Driver
Sit on a park bench at the same intersection a little before the time of day your situation occurred. Get a good slingshot and a had full of marbles.

I think you can figure out the rest.
Lego's right, just remember you can always substitute marbles with something a little more fun -cough cough- golf ***** -cough cough- If it happened during around 2:30 - 4:00 pm, he was probably on his way home from school. If you dont feel like shooting any golf ***** at him, just do some drivebys with a paintball gun. Make sure to freeze the paintballs.
Good luck with your revenge.

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Old 10-22-2003, 10:26 PM
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Revenge is a risky deal. It might work at scaring off the fools, or it might spiral into a bitter exchange. For example look at Israel and Palestine.
Old 10-22-2003, 11:28 PM
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I got in a fight with 3 kids at a light.

After work im in my dads corolla at a light. I look over to the right and its a kid about 21-23 in a brand new SLK320. So the kid is looking at me hard, and I'm doing the same back. He has another friend in the car who isnt paying attention. Than he says something like, "what the f*ck you looking at?". And I say something like, "you got a problem?". And he proceeds to get out of his car, and I see another kid from a pickup truck come out of the car. I get out, and the kid in the red pickup comes running towards me going crazy. He pushes me, and I slowly walk towards him with a huge front kick to his chest. I take him down, than the kid of the SLK cames at me, and I take him down. Now I'm on top of him, and than the other 2 kids jump me. I took a couple kicks and punches until some people broke up the fight. I walked off laughing my *** off because it was god damn funny. 3 kids on 1 and they can barely do a thing. Thank god I'm an all around fighter or else I would have taken a beating.

But the lesson is to have friends in the car when something like this happens.
Old 10-22-2003, 11:34 PM
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track him down and **** down his throat...
Old 10-22-2003, 11:37 PM
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I say beat his ***...
Old 10-22-2003, 11:39 PM
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I say you rape the kid, that will teach him a lesson. HAHA.

Seriously..

HAHA
Old 10-23-2003, 12:04 AM
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Um, sick. Rape really isn't funny nor is it something to joke about.
Old 10-23-2003, 12:37 AM
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The police would probably ask you what the spit on your paint did in actual damages, and just tell you to go wash your car, and give the kids a warning.

Maybe you would get lucky, and the kids were breaking some kind of truancy law, or had weed/beer/weapons on their person or in the car, and the cop could really do something with them.
Old 10-23-2003, 12:46 AM
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It's amazing how quickly a smile dissapears from a kids face, as you calmly pull a .45 from the glove box and hit him with the laser sight.

Ok, well.. its a darn good replica anyway .

J/K
Old 10-23-2003, 12:53 AM
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Originally posted by incessant
It's amazing how quickly a smile dissapears from a kids face, as you calmly pull a .45 from the glove box and hit him with the laser sight.

Ok, well.. its a darn good replica anyway .

J/K
awesome idea!!
Old 10-23-2003, 01:03 AM
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Originally posted by Russian Rocket
yeah baby, i'm always up for some mug wrenching bring on the good ol' times of anarchy
last time i did it though it put me in the front seat with a Dean
best way is not to waste your nerve sells on these shnit-heads. Good-ol uncle Darvin will hunt them down sooner or later. Unless you have numerous witnesses, license plate and enough patience. This whole process of finding them, accusing and having justice take place is so long and arduous that it exhausts you to nothing. That's why i sometimes like to go back to motherland, chase 'em down and make their dentist/chiropractor/psychologist a rich men A better way to do it in the U.S. is VOTE PRO-CHOICE
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Vlad, you forgot their proctologist!

incessant: airsoft guns look mighty real these days... sounds like fun... unless they have a real piece.

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Old 10-23-2003, 01:08 AM
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Oh for the love of G-d, are you people retarded. You never ever, ever pull a gun on somebody unless you intend to use it. Never kid yourself that waving a gun at somebody is guaranteed to scare them off. The other person could be armed and much more willing to shoot, or might just take your gun and use it on you.

That little bit of advise is provided by me, an NRA certified defensive handgun instructor and former gun dealer.


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