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This car will forever haunt me in my nightmares.

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Old 09-16-2003, 08:55 PM
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The hideousness of this car cannot be described.
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To quote Mel Brooks in Blazing Saddles..."Woof!"
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My buddy went out and bought an old IH Scout for parts. It was a hideous sight,,,but when his Dad came out and laid eyes on it, the line was a timeless classic.................


Shore is a PURTY THANG


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Originally posted by 1988Porsche944
The hideousness of this car cannot be described.

Well, your right on that one. I was planning on getting something to eat, but I think I'll need to wait after seeing that. I suppose it would have been worse if was a 944 NA.
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Thanks, now I'll be vomiting all nite.
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Please! stop me from clawing my eyes out!! ack!
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I kinda like it



































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I give him points for originality. Not that originality is always good. I quote Jesse James (from Monster Garage) when he says "Never justify the amount of time you spent on something, if it looks like crap, it looks like crap. I dont care if you spent 3 years on it, if it looks like crap, its crap."
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that is so gay
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Note that blower is a "hilborn" scoop and this scoop is fully functional as a "hood scoop". The flaps are attached via cable to the throttle body cable. During full throttle, the flaps are fully engaged. A flexible tubing is attached to the AEM intake which in turn is attached to the Aluminium base plate of the hilborn scoop. Also inside the scoop there is an air filter which came with the scoop. Because of the SS hood scoop already attached to my hood, I do have more room to play with. Also the base plate is attached to the hood with reinforcement bars. This has added more weight on the hood but I did notice a vacuum like effect when throttle is fully engaged. I don't really know why but it feel nice. For more info. please email me.
Muhahahaha...That truly defines the term "rice"
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What a waste of bandwidth.....
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Functional HS my @sss.. "it feeds into the AEM intake" or not....
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OMG....
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I've been rendered sterile....
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Now if only one of these idiots had enough brains to stuff a blown chevy big block with muncie transmission and narrowed 12 bolt rear end into one of these rice burners it would be something to look at. But that has to be one of the stupidist things I've seen in a long while! Oh well, to each his own I guess, just wish they'd keep there pervesions in the closet so as not to hurt my tender aging eyes........


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