Steve Lavigne

Tiff Needell can kick Jeremy Clarkson's ***!

Dan Gallagher

he hates german cars, and he hates the 911 but he did name the 996 the best sports car of all time iirc.

ELLSSUU

Dear Jeremy Clarkson,

My intentions are to hunt you down like the dog that you are and pluck every body hair (well not exactly every) from your body one by one with my set of Snap Ring Pliers. Then I will paint your bald head with pink (pink pig) spray paint. I'll call your mother names that should not be said unless we are in the presence of a sailer. I will drop a piano on your derriere so many times that you will need the rubber lip of a whale tail spoiler to cushion your bum so that you can sit on the toilet. Ruining a Porsche with the utter gaul to film it isn't a bit funny or entertaining. Look over your shoulder dude 'cause you never know who's lurking.

Kierf - ¿§?

Here ya go folks...

MichelleJD

Manning

I thought it was kind of funny. It does show how well built they are. I hope it was one heading for the wrecker anyway. I did notice it was a left hooker, which I understand aren't really well liked in the UK.

I don't get the tampon thing though, are you saying he is a c*nt? Or are you implying some on this board are p*ssies?

Jay W

Well I have to say that video wasnt in the least bit entertaining. And if someone is going to trash a perfectly good porsche then at least barrel roll the thing at 120 mph to make it exciting.... Cmon, drop a piano on a car? Who thought of that? And I dont get the tampon thing either.

jabbadeznuts

Hunt him down, stick him in his beloved Aston Martin and drive it off a cliff.

89magic98

He would probably try to drive off the cliff himself, but he probably can't get the car to the cliff.

Like most british cars, it would probably fall apart before he got there (from the rust) or not start (electrical problems).

-Kevin

Kierf - ¿§?

I'm implying that in jest. A lot of these people are all up in arms about it.

It's just a car. Take it with a grain of salt.

Manning

Oh.

Well I'm with you on the second line anyway.

Kevin, you obviously haven't seen any of the new Astons.

89magic98

The key word is "new". I wonder how they would stand the test of time.

And a lot of these cars seem to have American or German motors.

I work this guy with a 1970 Jag. He must be putting his mechanic's kids through college.

jjmson20

whats he trying to prove?......what a waste, those english never cease to amaze me, now if he put all that effort into dental care...

Manning

Aston, as far as I know, is merely owned by Ford (read cash infusion), they are left on their own when it comes to just about everything else.

And please don't try and tell me that older air cooled flat 4s and 6s are without fault and are cheap to maintain and work on. Because if you do I will do this

mouse

The guy being a dickass and the 911 being destroyed are two different things.