How to destroy a 911...
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Dear Jeremy Clarkson,
My intentions are to hunt you down like the dog that you are and pluck every body hair (well not exactly every) from your body one by one with my set of Snap Ring Pliers. Then I will paint your bald head with pink (pink pig) spray paint. I'll call your mother names that should not be said unless we are in the presence of a sailer. I will drop a piano on your derriere so many times that you will need the rubber lip of a whale tail spoiler to cushion your bum so that you can sit on the toilet. Ruining a Porsche with the utter gaul to film it isn't a bit funny or entertaining. Look over your shoulder dude 'cause you never know who's lurking.
My intentions are to hunt you down like the dog that you are and pluck every body hair (well not exactly every) from your body one by one with my set of Snap Ring Pliers. Then I will paint your bald head with pink (pink pig) spray paint. I'll call your mother names that should not be said unless we are in the presence of a sailer. I will drop a piano on your derriere so many times that you will need the rubber lip of a whale tail spoiler to cushion your bum so that you can sit on the toilet. Ruining a Porsche with the utter gaul to film it isn't a bit funny or entertaining. Look over your shoulder dude 'cause you never know who's lurking.
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I thought it was kind of funny. It does show how well built they are. I hope it was one heading for the wrecker anyway. I did notice it was a left hooker, which I understand aren't really well liked in the UK.
I don't get the tampon thing though, are you saying he is a c*nt? Or are you implying some on this board are p*ssies?
I don't get the tampon thing though, are you saying he is a c*nt? Or are you implying some on this board are p*ssies?
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Well I have to say that video wasnt in the least bit entertaining. And if someone is going to trash a perfectly good porsche then at least barrel roll the thing at 120 mph to make it exciting.... Cmon, drop a piano on a car? Who thought of that? And I dont get the tampon thing either.
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Originally posted by jabbadeznuts
Hunt him down, stick him in his beloved Aston Martin and drive it off a cliff.
Hunt him down, stick him in his beloved Aston Martin and drive it off a cliff.
Like most british cars, it would probably fall apart before he got there (from the rust) or not start (electrical problems).
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Originally posted by Manning
Or are you implying some on this board are p*ssies?
Or are you implying some on this board are p*ssies?
It's just a car. Take it with a grain of salt.
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Originally posted by Manning
Oh.
Well I'm with you on the second line anyway.
Kevin, you obviously haven't seen any of the new Astons.
Oh.
Well I'm with you on the second line anyway.
Kevin, you obviously haven't seen any of the new Astons.
And a lot of these cars seem to have American or German motors.
I work this guy with a 1970 Jag. He must be putting his mechanic's kids through college.
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Originally posted by 89magic98
The key word is "new". I wonder how they would stand the test of time.
And a lot of these cars seem to have American or German motors.
I work this guy with a 1970 Jag. He must be putting his mechanic's kids through college.
The key word is "new". I wonder how they would stand the test of time.
And a lot of these cars seem to have American or German motors.
I work this guy with a 1970 Jag. He must be putting his mechanic's kids through college.
And please don't try and tell me that older air cooled flat 4s and 6s are without fault and are cheap to maintain and work on. Because if you do I will do this
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Originally posted by Kierf - ¿§?
I'm implying that in jest. A lot of these people are all up in arms about it.
It's just a car. Take it with a grain of salt.
I'm implying that in jest. A lot of these people are all up in arms about it.
It's just a car. Take it with a grain of salt.