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05-07-2003 | 08:43 PM

944S2NUT

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OT:::: Thought this would brighten your day :D

> Subject: Here is something for men to aspire to...
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> > Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a
> > bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and
> > begins to talk.
> >
> > MAN: "Hello"
> >
> > WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
> >
> > MAN: "Yes"
> >
> > WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat
> > It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
> >
> > MAN: "Sure, ...go ahead if you like it that much."
> >
> > WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2003
> > models. I saw one I really liked."
> >
> > MAN: "How much?"
> >
> > WOMAN: "$60,000"
> >
> > MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
> >
> > WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing....the house we wanted last year
> > is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
> >
> > MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer
> > $900,000."
> >
> > WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
> >
> > MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
> >
> > The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him
> > in astonishment.
> >
> > Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

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05-07-2003 | 08:49 PM

ERAU-944

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LOL!!!! ROFL... wow this place is full of good laughs tonight!!!

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05-07-2003 | 09:25 PM

jabbadeznuts

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HAhAHA! Very good.

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05-07-2003 | 10:30 PM

SamGrant951

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excellent stuff!! i love it

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05-07-2003 | 11:25 PM

red9four4

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you took that form the OT forum didnt you???

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05-08-2003 | 03:53 AM

944S2NUT

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Here is another one for you. HARD! fun as hell.

<a href="http://64.4.22.250/cgi-bin/linkrd?_lang=EN&lah=19cb23209e99ca7744b52a376a3772d8&lat=1052376392&hm__ _action=http%3a%2f%2fwww%2ekmb%2ecom%2ehk%2fchi%2fwonder%2ffinaleasy0110 %2eswf" target="_blank">http://64.4.22.250/cgi-bin/linkrd?_lang=EN&lah=19cb23209e99ca7744b52a376a3772d8&lat=1052376392&hm__ _action=http%3a%2f%2fwww%2ekmb%2ecom%2ehk%2fchi%2fwonder%2ffinaleasy0110 %2eswf</a>

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05-08-2003 | 06:27 AM

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Nut......link didnt work.

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05-08-2003 | 04:02 PM

Ag951

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Damn him!! That was my phone!

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05-09-2003 | 11:59 AM

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<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Ag951:
Damn him!! That was my phone!<hr /></blockquote>And me on the line. I absolutely ADORE the Mercedes! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

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05-09-2003 | 03:36 PM

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Ag951

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<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by MichelleJD:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Ag951:
Damn him!! That was my phone!<hr /></blockquote>And me on the line. I absolutely ADORE the Mercedes! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

<hr /></blockquote>Umm...wouldn't that mean we're married?

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05-09-2003 | 03:45 PM

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<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Ag951:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by MichelleJD:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Ag951:
Damn him!! That was my phone!<hr /></blockquote>And me on the line. I absolutely ADORE the Mercedes! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

<hr /></blockquote>Umm...wouldn't that mean we're married?<hr /></blockquote>LMAO <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> Must have been one of those nights.

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05-09-2003 | 03:47 PM

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Hey MichelleJD you must have one of those rare 4spd 951s?? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> Its on your profile.

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05-09-2003 | 04:03 PM

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<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by 944S2NUT:
Hey MichelleJD you must have one of those rare 4spd 951s?? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> Its on your profile.<hr /></blockquote><img border="0" alt="[hiha]" title="" src="graemlins/roflmao.gif" /> uups, sorry..

I guess, it's just a slight typo.. <img border="0" alt="[typing]" title="" src="graemlins/yltype.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[ouch]" title="" src="graemlins/c.gif" />

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