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Old 09-23-2002 | 05:19 PM
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im sure the only reason im posting this auction is because im the first one to see it - this one can't go overlooked. guys, brace yourselves - this one aint pretty.
<a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1863114057" target="_blank">http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1863114057</a>

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Old 09-23-2002 | 05:21 PM
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Haha. That used to be listed in the local autotrader. I actually have the ad in my wallet. So many things wrong with that car... <img src="graemlins/crying.gif" border="0" alt="[crying]" />
Old 09-23-2002 | 05:23 PM
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Perfect for the German NASCAR circuit!!!
Old 09-23-2002 | 05:24 PM
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<img src="graemlins/nono.gif" border="0" alt="[nono]" />

Heh. He should have just bought the Firechicken he apparently has been lusting after.

P'tooey.

God, now I need a drink.

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Old 09-23-2002 | 05:31 PM
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I don't mind motor swaps into 944's, I actually like the idea of the v8 swap (if you do the other parts to make it work, ie suspension and brakes). But why on earth would you use a 4.3 V6, that is one of the worst motors every concieved by man (ok not that bad, but it is up there).

I have to say though there is a lot of custom work there, and i may not like it but some quality pieces were used, those goti rims are nice pieces, and it looks like the body work was done fairly well.

Not my cup of tea taking a 944 and doing that to it, but variety is the spice of life, but sometimes you need a little pepto to help it along.....
Old 09-23-2002 | 05:36 PM
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maybe a psychotic drunk Porsche designer's wife took the kids and left him, so during his pity-party he decided to make a riced out pre-production prototype in 1980. . . . or at least that owner thinks so
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Old 09-23-2002 | 05:55 PM
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That is what happens when you live near corn fields and have no communication with the outside world you watch that Tuner show on speedvision and think this is acceptable behavior. I guess they don't know better.

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Old 09-23-2002 | 06:05 PM
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thats not an excuse, i live in the corn fields and i still have taste.
Old 09-23-2002 | 06:20 PM
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<img src="graemlins/oops.gif" border="0" alt="[oops]" /> YEWWWWWWWWWWWW!

WTF are people smoking these days!?!?!!? <img src="graemlins/cussing.gif" border="0" alt="[grrrrrrr]" /> A ricer and a hybrid at the same time!!?!?!? <img src="graemlins/c.gif" border="0" alt="[ouch]" />

I thought my idea of using a fiberwerks, 924 GTR Lights, boxed rockers, turbo rear valence and a bolt on carbon fiber wing was bad but yeesh....

That poor car...... <img src="graemlins/crying.gif" border="0" alt="[crying]" />

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Old 09-23-2002 | 06:23 PM
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3 AIR FILTERS!!!!!!! THATS GOT TO ADD AT LEAST 150 hp!!! lets not forget the major decrease in drag and increase in power that those fiberglass nostrils hes got on his front end give it. . .
Old 09-23-2002 | 06:24 PM
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[quote]Originally posted by SANDOVAL:
<strong>That is what happens when you live near corn fields and have no communication with the outside world you watch that Tuner show on speedvision and think this is acceptable behavior. I guess they don't know better.

Thanks,
Eric</strong><hr></blockquote>

Hey! I live near this guy and I know better than to ruin a 944!

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Old 09-23-2002 | 06:31 PM
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Hi!

I don´t get this part:

"it was shipped to Germany and driven on the Autobahn."

After all, it was designed and manufactured in Germany. And Porsche decided not to use a V6 since they did not think it would be a good engine type.

But hey, maybe the tires where inflated with German air, that would probably add 20 mph in top speed...

If they want rice, dont start with kraut... Morons..

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Yeah but do you live ON the farm...Obviously this guy does.
Old 09-23-2002 | 07:02 PM
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Why? <img src="graemlins/roflmao.gif" border="0" alt="[hiha]" />
Old 09-23-2002 | 07:05 PM
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Thank GOD I'VE HAD A FEW BEERS BEFORE SEEING THIS.. gonna vomit now.


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