A woman is like a Porsche because-----
03-28-2003, 10:19 PM
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A woman is like a Porsche because-----
A woman is like a Porsche because--
1.Take care of them and you will paid back with a great ride.
2.You can work on only one part for hours at a time.
3.Its fun to take them out.
4.5.Life seems a whole lot better when you have one.
6.They look great in Red.
7.Its neat when their headlights come on.
you get the idea /continue on
1.Take care of them and you will paid back with a great ride.
2.You can work on only one part for hours at a time.
3.Its fun to take them out.
4.5.Life seems a whole lot better when you have one.
6.They look great in Red.
7.Its neat when their headlights come on.
you get the idea /continue on
03-28-2003, 10:24 PM
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If you treat them good, they'll treat you good.
Also, in the same light...
Red Shift
by Gordon Olde (my bro)
(After William Shakespeare's Sonnet)
Our eyes first met while she hovered on stage
In red lingerie, a bright dancing flame.
Potent, yet peaceful she smoked in a rage.
I'd have asked, but her backside showed her name.
She's never been cheap and so feels no shame;
Presuming her worth for she looked the part,
I paid the grand sum and slipped Lust the blame.
Once charmed, both up and away did we dart,
Alone inside her--her inside my heart.
Sweet leathery softness slid home with me,
Now seconds after the parties we start
I've passed the Limit in just over three.
So wax her gently and pardon the slow
Who eat dust from her, my Porsche Turbo.
Also, in the same light...
Red Shift
by Gordon Olde (my bro)
(After William Shakespeare's Sonnet)
Our eyes first met while she hovered on stage
In red lingerie, a bright dancing flame.
Potent, yet peaceful she smoked in a rage.
I'd have asked, but her backside showed her name.
She's never been cheap and so feels no shame;
Presuming her worth for she looked the part,
I paid the grand sum and slipped Lust the blame.
Once charmed, both up and away did we dart,
Alone inside her--her inside my heart.
Sweet leathery softness slid home with me,
Now seconds after the parties we start
I've passed the Limit in just over three.
So wax her gently and pardon the slow
Who eat dust from her, my Porsche Turbo.
03-28-2003, 10:27 PM
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">Originally posted by Peckster:
<strong>I doubt it. Moderator?</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">Peckster,
As long as this thread remains clean and it should because we're all pretty much mature, I see nothing wrong with this topic.
Augidog, do us a favor and edit your post to be a little less disgusting for the ladies present in the audience. Or else, Peckster is right.
<strong>I doubt it. Moderator?</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">Peckster,
As long as this thread remains clean and it should because we're all pretty much mature, I see nothing wrong with this topic.
Augidog, do us a favor and edit your post to be a little less disgusting for the ladies present in the audience. Or else, Peckster is right.
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03-28-2003, 11:41 PM
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The more you spend on them, the better they look and the better they will treat you.
My Porsche is like my wife because the more time I spend with it, the more I look at it, the more I love it, and can't stand to be without it.
My Porsche is like my wife because the more time I spend with it, the more I look at it, the more I love it, and can't stand to be without it.
