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Old 08-24-2002, 05:44 AM
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There are very few people that I know who are as knowageable as Danno... He is like the Macgyver of rennlist.. or maybe the Da Vinci of rennlist..

I just read a post where he quoted the width of the lower shock bushing (46mm).

So the question begs...what planet is he from?

or is he just omnipotent?
Old 08-24-2002, 06:27 AM
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And Danno says...



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Old 08-24-2002, 11:07 AM
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hehehehehe......how i would love to look in the "my pictures" file of shauns harddrive. hehehehehe im pretty sure danno isnt human......he's like that priceline super computer for p-cars heheheh
Old 08-24-2002, 06:33 PM
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"or is he just omnipotent? "

POTENT? You want potent? I'LL give you potent! wait while I whip this out... &lt;zip&gt;... heh, heh <img src="graemlins/xyxwave.gif" border="0" alt="[bigbye]" />

"what planet is he from?"

Oh, busted by Deepice, finally someone figured it out. The reasons behind having no photos of me anywhere, the reasons my photos show up with masked-out faces when they're posted, is that I am from another planet. Here I am:



And here I am testing out the latest <a href="http://www.gururacing.net" target="_blank">GURU racing</a> upgrades at our Top Secret High-Desert Nevada Test Facility:

Old 08-24-2002, 07:37 PM
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I chose a big word like omnipotent to pay homage to you....

OMNIPOTENT-adj- "Having unlimited or absolute power or authority"


HOMAGE -n- "Ceremonial acknowledgment by a vassal of allegiance to his Lord"
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[quote]Originally posted by Danno:
<strong>no photos of me anywhere</strong><hr></blockquote>


hmmm....

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[quote]Originally posted by mideastmafia:
<strong>


hmmm....

SHAUN</strong><hr></blockquote>

I think he's taunting you Shaun
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"I chose a big word like omnipotent to pay homage to you....

Yah, I know Thanks! Just playing around.. <img src="graemlins/bigok.gif" border="0" alt="[thumbsup]" />

"hmmm.... SHAUN "

Good thing that photo of me as a punk-rocker chic with purple hair and nails have disappeared... (an no, those of you who archived it may not revive it!) <img src="graemlins/nono.gif" border="0" alt="[nono]" />
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[quote]Originally posted by Danno:
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Good thing that photo of me as a punk-rocker chic with purple hair and nails have disappeared... (an no, those of you who archived it may not revive it!) <img src="graemlins/nono.gif" border="0" alt="[nono]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>

im not talking about those ones


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Actually, knowing Danno personaly, and having the un-pleasant reality of meeting the man in person, I can say this.

His brain is too big, he has no skin on his head, its just open grey matter. Its repulsive to say the least. He spends his time eating up books...I mean, EATING, in the literal sense.

He has no friends, he lives on tin foil, radio waves, microwaves and the buffet at the frontier casino.

His parents are from a place far far away, like Barstow or something. And his favorite pastime is watching re runs of the "little House On The Prairy".

His pet germ's name is "Dunkinite" and he swears the thing keeps re wiring his lab. This I doubt, I've seen Danno's needle nose plyers, and the grips are to big for Dunkinite.

But all in all, if you can get past the heart beat pulse showing from Danno's forehead, he's ok...I guess.

Danno, you really have to quit staring at people like that...its really kinda freaky.

Take Care!
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I have also had the pleasure (?) of meeting Danno. Still have no idea what his face looks like though as he always wore this strange mask. For all I know he may look like his dog.
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Personally, I benefitted from Danno's website and the fuel cocktails - changed my life forever.

I think he should be a motivational speaker like that guy Matt Foley on Saturday night live. Danno convinced me to leave my home, in the trailer, down by the river, get a job, clean the McDonalds wrappers from the dash of my Porsche, and stop (for now, in used car lots, anyway) that obsessive chronic (very) personal habit that had disrupted my life so greatly.

I now wear antennae on my head and am at peace.

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But I forgot to mention, Danno's favorite recording artist ( he has every album) is Leonard Nemoy, He always plays this Man at every party he throws, well...that and "Grand Master Flash & the Furious Five"...Danno has issues.



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