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Old 11-20-2002, 02:55 AM
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I had to post this after surfing <a href="http://www.importthugs.com" target="_blank">www.importthugs.com</a>

Some moron talking about his CRX he totalled:

"I got lucky with a fractured skull and 42 stitches in my skull...DONT STREET RACE...if you do dont get caught be safe and WEAR A SEAT BELT"

Hah, I wonder if his skull was already fractured.
Old 11-20-2002, 03:45 AM
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[quote]Originally posted by ElonDooberhead:
<strong> 42 stitches in my skull...</strong><hr></blockquote>


How do they stitch bone??
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Only 2 replys to my post so far asking for a rice explanation.. but heres where I rest my case. Prepare to enter the mind of a ricer: Warning! Harsh, mispelled language follows!! (from other posts on the forum)

"i hope your car car is faster than your ****en mouth. why dont you learn something and get your skateboard out of your ***.do you even own a car. your talking about imports! talk about a ****en rx-7. talk about a ****en supra!talk about a SIX SECOND TURBONETIC CELICA! talk about your V8 ****en corvette getting his *** torn by, yes a FOUR CYLINDER CIVIC! where are you now! back up your ****en harley davinson trains your domestics replicate! have you even raced? besides racing to the toilet to remove your **** stained pants after getting served by a FOUR CYLINDER! jelouse cause all your little domestics cant run 9 second street cars. you belong in a junk yard! i heard you guys add kitchen sinks to your engines to add weight to hold down the front end of your "race car" cause it's soooo fast! what kind of performance parts do they have for a oldmobile alero? hum? i wonder who will win? the frying pan or the rice? THINK ABOUT IT WITH THE SIXTY SECONDS IT TAKES YOU TO COMPLETE THE 1/8!**** off *******!"

"HEY FART CAN, HOW OLD ARE YOU? GROW THE **** UP! GROW SOME ***** AND ACTUALLY POST YOUR STATS, MODS AND DYNO! POST A PICTURE OF YOUR HARLEY! GO GET LAID DAMNIT, SSHHUUTT TTHHEE FFUUCCKK UUPP!!"

And... good god... just found this in the forum... get ready to laugh...

And who wants us to start treating these jokers with respect?
Old 11-20-2002, 03:57 AM
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Then of course we have the "gangsta ricers" This is from one of their signitures... god bless the police in Southern California...

Old 11-20-2002, 05:48 AM
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I think amaf is terrorizing another forum
Old 11-20-2002, 08:15 AM
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Check out this brilliant thread, over 800 posts

<a href="http://www.importthugs.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=541" target="_blank">STUPIDITY</a>
Old 11-20-2002, 10:40 AM
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I wonder if he lost any teeef?
Old 11-20-2002, 02:25 PM
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my god they went on for 42 pages with that q&a game
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Stuttgart that pic is from the Icey-Hot-Stuntaz page. If you don't know who they are, they are this group of white suburban high school kids that rap and act totally ridiculous. They are so into themselves, they have become famous on the internet just for how hilarious they are in trying to act cool.

<a href="http://stuntaz.cjb.net/" target="_blank">Icey Hot Stuntaz</a>

They even type in ebonics, it's great:

"But actually, me and blade is workin on a independent movie called lord of the blings, so we figured we would take da hataz picture he made of us, and use it"

They used to be on geocities, but when word spread out on the site they got booted for bandwidth usage.
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hah, that page is so NOT real, i hope everyone knows that....
Read some of the 775 pages of the guestbook, its hilarious
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[quote]Originally posted by Stuttgart951:
<strong>Then of course we have the "gangsta ricers" This is from one of their signitures... god bless the police in Southern California...

</strong><hr></blockquote>

dude, that isn't a ricer that is a criminal. That ak is completly illegal in cali.
Old 11-20-2002, 06:20 PM
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[quote]Originally posted by Tabor Kelly:
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dude, that isn't a ricer that is a criminal. That ak is completly illegal in cali.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Aye - but the association between criminal activities and some (read: not all) "hardcore" ricers (or those who, for some reason, WISH they were "gangstas") is what I was trying to get across.
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Actually I think it's a rap star. (Ice Cube) Boy, how could we confuse rappers / ricers / criminals?
Old 11-20-2002, 06:28 PM
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Oh, and Elon I really doubt it's fake. There's no way to prove either way, but I saw the page last year before many people knew about it, and it really did just look like a sad bunch of teens. Now they get thousands of hits a day.
Old 11-20-2002, 06:31 PM
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[quote]Originally posted by mouse [CTY]:
<strong>Actually I think it's a rap star. (Ice Cube) Boy, how could we confuse rappers / ricers / criminals?</strong><hr></blockquote>

Although the guy in the foreground looks kinda like IceCube, I don't think he acutally is. He doesn't look quite right IMHO.

PS- IceCube is an actor now, not a rap star.


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