Shaun's picture has more silicone in it than a completely resealed 951 engine....

 

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">Originally posted by Legoland951:
<strong>Shaun's picture has more silicone in it than a completely resealed 951 engine....</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">Who Cares?

 

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">Originally posted by Toolmaster:
<strong>Hey all -

Take it from someone who knows.

She is always right.
She should always be pampered.
She should be treated like the queen she is.

Your wants and needs should come after hers, as long as it's not life nor limb.

(And I have 2 Porsches now, looking for another one. See - it works.)

<img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">Fully agree
That is exactly why the 951 is garaged while the daily beater is parked on the drive way.
For the same reason the 951 is washed and polished more often that the others.

Ducking....

TakeCare

 

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">Originally posted by Legoland951:
<strong>An addition to the proof.

Work/time = voltage x current

and

time = Current x Voltage/Work

</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">time should equal work/(voltage X current)

 

"Shaun's picture has more silicone in it than a completely resealed 951 engine..." quote

"Who Cares?" quote

If you've never dealt with breast implants, that's the kind of chauvanistic response I'd expect. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

I could tell you all stories...wait, this is a joke thread! Yes, I'm a tease.

- Julie

 

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">Originally posted by slinky:
<strong> </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">Originally posted by dek944:
<strong>I know everyone has already seen this, but I felt it is appropriate:

<img src="http://www.csupomona.edu/~dacampbell/images/evil.jpg" alt=" - " /></strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">You could say the same thing about Porsches.

Porsches = Time + Money...

And we all know that Porsches are NOT evil. Therefore your initial statement cannot be true!

Disproven! Ha!
<img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">But at least the Porsche won't lie awake at night plotting against you.

 

Im just watching the war on the sidelines I feel like N korea.
<img border="0" alt="[jumper]" title="" src="graemlins/jumper.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[jumper]" title="" src="graemlins/jumper.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[jumper]" title="" src="graemlins/jumper.gif" />

 

really, what are any of you doing married in the first place. suckers.

 

Lot's of good jokes here!

 

ahofam123, look at the previous equation and substitute. P = work / time and P = current x voltage. therefore p = p and work/time = current x voltage. Simple substitution to derive power conversion from mechanical means to electrical power.

 

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">Originally posted by Devia:
<strong>\Yes, I'm a tease.

- Julie</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica"><img src="http://www.imgmag.net/images/mideastmafia/superman.JPG" alt=" - " />

SHAUN

 

Shaun, you and Julie pick on each other like a married couple. At this progression, she'll probably be coming after you with a frying pan by next week

 

EWWW! YUUUK! Not husband, like a Brother! B-R-O-T-H-E-R! I sure miss having one around.

BTW - I don't lay awake plotting against you - I try and help other Rennlisters with their problems! Look at my posts...I spend waaay too much time online, than with my boyfriend, lol! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

- Julie

 

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">Originally posted by thomschoon:
<strong> The words of a true visionary, many of the youth should listen. The term is "Joint Income" and "positive cash flow" neither which are attained with an ironing board. Personally I would rather see my wife pay to have her MBZ cleaned then have her at home cleaning the toilets, I can hire that out. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">Thats exactly why my girlfriends goin to grad school and getting her masters....I need a second porsche

"unno its a terrible thing my wifes attached to a machine..............the refridgereator"
-rodney dangerfield

"My wife allways wants to go on vacation, she wants to go somewhere NEW...I told her to try the kitchen" -Comedy club guy "Raging Bull"

 

Man driving down road.

Woman driving up same road.

They pass each other.

Woman yells out window, "P I G !"

Man yells out window, "B I T C H !"

Man rounds next curve and crashes into a huge pig in the middle of the
road.

Thought For The Day: If only men would listen.