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05-19-2003, 03:49 PM

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<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Thom:
<hr /></blockquote>She is very smart indeed.
It is just a matter of having a sense of humour, if you see what I mean <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> [/QUOTE]

Thom,
I just hope you "have a sense of humor" when SHE dishes it out.

If that's the case, then I'm sure you have a great relationship.

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05-19-2003, 03:55 PM

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<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by slinky:
I just hope you "have a sense of humor" when SHE dishes it out.<hr /></blockquote>Of course I have, it's part of the game.

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05-19-2003, 05:52 PM

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<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Devia:
BITE ME, FANBOY! Get a life!

- Julie<hr /></blockquote><img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

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05-19-2003, 05:54 PM

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<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Tremelune:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Luke:


<img border="0" alt="[offtopic]" title="" src="graemlins/offtopic.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[icon501]" title="" src="graemlins/icon501.gif" /> <hr /></blockquote><img border="0" alt="[hiha]" title="" src="graemlins/roflmao.gif" />

I think he was kidding...<hr /></blockquote>he was kiddin' , fellow ' fan boy '

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05-19-2003, 06:10 PM

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<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by slinky:
You could say the same thing about Porsches.

Porsches = Time + Money...

And we all know that Porsches are NOT evil. Therefore your initial statement cannot be true!

Disproven! Ha!
<img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> <hr /></blockquote>Incorecto!

in the world of Porsches', the more $money$ you have, the less time you need <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Therefore....

<img src="http://members.rennlist.com/luke/timeovermoney.JPG" alt=" - " />

no, i'm not 12 years old. But I am willing to bet that whom ever said 'females' mature quicker was, most likelya girl

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05-19-2003, 06:22 PM

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<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Luke:


in the world of Porsches', the more $money$ you have, the less time you need <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

<hr /></blockquote>Yes, Luke, you are right about that part.

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05-19-2003, 06:25 PM

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<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by slinky:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Luke:


in the world of Porsches', the more $money$ you have, the less time you need <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

<hr /></blockquote>Yes, Luke, you are right about that part.

<hr /></blockquote>I wish I wasn't

it's sad, isn't it <img border="0" alt="[crying]" title="" src="graemlins/crying.gif" />

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05-19-2003, 06:28 PM

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<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Luke:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr /><hr /></blockquote>I wish I wasn't

it's sad, isn't it <img border="0" alt="[crying]" title="" src="graemlins/crying.gif" /> [/QB]<hr /></blockquote>Yes, well I supposed it's that way about a lot of things....

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05-19-2003, 06:36 PM

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Well I think the argument, over whether or not girls are evil and so is Porsche, is over. So time to move on.

The women out there, though, that also own Porsche's, now is that heavenly sinful, or sinfully heavenly.

- Or is it just a man's dream.

The one that I lost, loved Porsche's, especially the 356, but I havent seen her since I got my 944. :/

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05-19-2003, 06:37 PM

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Q: Why don't women need umbrelias?

A: Because it doesnt rain between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead?

A: The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?

A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.

Q:What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist?

A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.

And for you collage girls!
Ah Sorority Girls
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How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb?
She holds on to it, and the world revolves around her.
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Two, one to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call Daddy.
Six, one to screw it in, and five to make T-shirts.
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What three words will a sorority girl never hear?
"Attention K-mart shoppers."
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What is a sorority girls favorite position?
Facing Bloomingdale's.
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How do you get four sorority girls on one chair?
Tell them there is a rich guy sitting in it.
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Why does a sorority girl close her eyes during sex?
So she can fantasize about shopping.
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What's the difference between sorority girls and Jell-o?
Jell-o wiggles when you eat it.
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What do you call a sorority girl's waterbed?
Lake Placid.
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How do you know when a sorority girl is a nymphomaniac?
She'll make love the same day she had her hair done.
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What is the difference between sorority girls and hookers?
Sorority girls cost less per score.
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What's the difference between a sorority girl and a phone booth?
You need a quarter to use the phone.
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What do you say to a sorority girl that won't give in?
"Have another beer."
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What does a sorority girl put behind her ears to make her look more attractive?
Her ankles.
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Why does a sorority girl wear underwear?
To keep her ankles warm.
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What is the first thing a sorority girl does in the morning?
Walks home.
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What is a sorority girls mating call?
"I'm sooooooo drunk, I'm sooooooo drunk."
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How can you tell if a sorority girl has achieved orgasm?
She drops her nail file
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What's the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball?
There is no difference. They're both round and have three holes to poke.
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What does the Bermuda Triangle and sorority girls have in common?
They've both swallowed a lot of semen.
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Why is a sorority girl like a door ****?
'Cause everybody gets a turn.
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Why is a sorority girl like railroad tracks?
'Cause she's been laid all over the country.
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What's the difference between sorority girls and garbage?
Garbage gets taken out once a week.
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How do you prevent a sorority girl from having sex?
Marry her.
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Did you hear about the new sorority girl doll?
You put a ring on her finger and her hips expand.
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What do you get when you cross a sorority girl with an ape?
Don't know. There's only so much an ape can be forced to do.
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How do you get a sorority girl in your bed?
Grease her hips so she'll fit through the door and throw a Twinkie on the bed.
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What do you call 100 sorority girls bathing on a beach in Cuba?
Bay of Pigs.
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How are a bowling ball and a sorority girl alike?
You can pick them up, stick your fingers in them, and throw them in the gutter and they'll always come back.
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What's the difference between a sorority girl and a toilet?
A toilet doesn't follow you around after you use it.
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What's the difference between a sorority and a circus?
A circus is a cunning array of stunts.

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05-19-2003, 06:47 PM

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<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Fishey:

Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead?

A: The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.
<hr /></blockquote>that's sick dude.

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05-19-2003, 10:20 PM

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<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Rich Sandor:
I encourage Michelle and Julie to find the anti-men jokes and post them here in rebuttal! Those ones are pretty funny too!<hr /></blockquote>You asked for it ::sound of sword clearing scabard)::
Men are like.....Laxatives. They irritate the **** out of you.

Men are like.....Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they
are.
Men are like.....Vacations. They never seem to be long enough.

Men are like.....Bank Machines. Once they withdraw they lose
interest.

Men are like.....Weather. Nothing can be done to change them.

Men are like.....Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure
why.

Men are like.....Cement. After getting laid, they take a long time
to get hard.

Men are like.....Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually
head right for your hips.

Men are like.....Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep
you up all night long.

Men are like.....Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like.....Department Stores. Their clothes are always half
off.

Men are like.....Government bonds. They take so long to mature.

Men are like.....Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and
are usually wrong.

Men are like.....Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of
emotion.

Men are like.....Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little
while.

Men are like.....Snowstorms. You never know when they're coming,
how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

Men are like.....Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright

Men are like.....Parking Spots. All the good ones are taken and the
rest are handicapped.

<img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

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05-19-2003, 11:29 PM

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Touche Michelle.
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05-19-2003, 11:36 PM

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.<hr /></blockquote>It's in the books. Girls mature before boys. What women tend to forget is it's talking about physical maturity, and that at around 16 or 17, the guys have caught up. ZABBA.

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05-19-2003, 11:53 PM

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Come on Michelle, i know you can do better than these.

I mean come on, 'men are like blenders'?

'Men are like.....Weather. Nothing can be done to change them.' ?

these are about as corny as my jokes.

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