Ah, so the legends of this place still reek with the mention of the great tool of the ancients, weapon of the n00bs, artifact from the old days... The legendary "BanHammer".

Bring your tool of destruction, I shall not be intimidated.

 

Hey keep family out of this, you come in here thinking your all 1337 with your pos porsche... need to get smacked.

 

Dont you guys remember him??He was banned under another username..His car was on Ebay a few months ago.He has quite a few vids on Youtube.I love the one where his radiator hose explodes....

 

is this the same guy? or just a lame *** kid who finds videos of 944's doing mad tyte parking lot driftination and claims them as his own?

 

sounds like a Troll to me- ignore him and he'll go away.

 

+1

 

Ignore him, or just harrass him till he gets banned? Which one comes first?

 

My name is unknown, my intention unclear... What you may or may not know of me is all in your mind, only I truly know what is to come in this time...

The power of this vehicle before you is unclear, the identity of it unknown, its legacy misunderstood. Do you still continue to mock that which you can not hope to understand?

And as for the power of the troll, perhaps you should be wary, as my inate ability to gain +1/+1 for each one of you who has added to this power before me continues, until eventually I consume everything that was and will be in my omnipotent power. But that, as all things, will come with time, and time is something that, alas, there is too little of...

 

definetly either 17, or 30 in his mom's basement with superhero undies.

 

i vote for 2, it's friday, and it's time for fun.

 

Me too. I'm not in the 944 forum much anymore but I'll join in on this little rumble foshizzle my nizzle.

 

This guy needs the #1 product of this board....THE ABYSS. Guaranteed to add 25 HP!

 

Or, in the basement with your mom's undies...

So, the battle begins again, like in the old lands so long ago? Bring your armies, bring your war. The tide of this shall remain unchanging until the legndary BanHammer is once again lifted to empower the weak. So bring your heroes and your brave warriors, they shall all become one with my power, in the end...

As for 25 HP, in the game it is called "Life" not stereotypical "Hit Points", so your comment falls short, I'm afraid.

 

Sooner or later he's going to be sputtering Vin Diesel quotes from FnF

 

Forgive me for mentioning this, but my lines are not "quotes", but randomized text spewed forth from the bottomless pit of my mind.


And if this is a battle, where are your warriors? Where are the attacks? Why are you weak...?
Because you lack it...
Hatred.


~Forgive me, the last line was a quote...